paikiaa :)

know this and read this before you leave, please.

2009-10-24T03:54:00.000-07:00

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause Id miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
Id still miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing

Lying close to you feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if its me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes
And thank God we're together
I just want to stay with you in this moment forever
Forever and ever.

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing

I don't want to miss one smile
I don't want to miss one kiss
I just want to be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just want to hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
I don't want to miss a thing

-I don't wanna miss a thing; Aerosmith.

before you leave me,
and i think we'll never ever meet again,
i would want you to just read these lyrics,
cause they just express how i feel right now.
i wanna add one line at the end of this song,
and that would be 'i fucking love you.'
'till the end of time.'

i love you. i fucking hell do.

2009-09-01T00:21:00.000-07:00

i hate 蔡艾珈。
我不喜欢蔡艾珈。
not one little bit.
'cos she 淘汰掉胡采书。
哇劳。胡采书 is like so good can.
and the judges 淘汰掉 him.
his voice is 西北 unique one canxzxz.
ahhhhhhhhhhh.
go and die 蔡艾珈。

林北 show you 胡采书's version of 领悟。
power lah.

唉。
我好伤心。
我看到胡采书，那副哭的样子，我为他感到很不值啊。
他可爱，
歌又唱的很好，
去死吧，蔡艾珈。

2009-08-10T19:34:00.000-07:00

damn i have to see mr chua tomorrow.
and the lit teacher gave me DOOOOOUBLE detention
for not bringing the lit performance assessment D and not owning up.
i mean like, WHAT THE HELL LAH.
i think like nobody in the lt brought the damn piece of paper can.
and she had to choose me, ** and *** to stand at the back.
i was smiling and leaning on the wall the whole time.
** was saying bagus, bagus, and bagus at every line of the poem the people were reciting.
*** was just stoning.
i'm not scared of her goddamned double deten.
i'm not even scared of in-house lah.
double deten.
i laugh lah.
seriously, i dont want any trouble in my damn life anymore okay.
i want to get down to business and try not to fail my end of year.
no more comp again, for the 572879427358th time i think.
im sighing. i am.

2009-07-26T06:38:00.000-07:00

WOO LIVERPOOL OWN SINGAPORE 5-0.
EAT THAT LIONEL LEWIS.
why they sub in xabi alonso so lateee.
i want to see xabi go gay.

2009-07-25T20:26:00.000-07:00

somebody buy me
Polaris aka Lorna Dane's Bust please!
not that bust okay.
i want Ms. Marvel aka Warbird aka Carol Danver's bust too!
so damn chio.

2009-07-22T06:15:00.001-07:00

Drive My Car

Asked a girl what she wanted to be
She said baby, can't you see
I wanna be famous, a star of the screen
But you can do something in between

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

I told that girl that my prospects were good
And she said baby, it's understood
Working for peanuts is all very fine
But I can show you a better time

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

I told that girl I can start right away
When she said listen babe I got something to say
I got no car and it's breaking my heart
But I've found a driver and that's a start

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

2009-07-22T04:02:00.000-07:00

FUCK YOU BLOODY MOFO.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU,

YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

YOU'RE A FOOL, WITH THE BRAIN OF A HOG'S.

I WANTED TO HELP YOU,

THEN I PITIED YOU.

THEN I WAS CONFUSED.

AND NOW, I WILL HATE YOU.

FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE TO HURT ME.

I WILL NOT FORGET WHAT YOU'VE DONE,

AND I WILL RETURN ALL YOUR ACTIONS,

TENFOLD.

yours truly,

mengshuen.

if you ever read this.

2009-06-27T08:13:00.000-07:00

the company's can't hold much longer.
my uncle needs $30,000.
my mom has only 6k left.
my grandmother is dried out.
i dont know how i can help.
i thought helping to write and draft proposals for their business deals was enough.
but now i dont know how to help now.
they feel so helpless,
so do i.

2009-06-26T22:29:00.001-07:00

2009-06-26T22:22:00.000-07:00

麦克杰逊死了.

2009-06-25T07:55:00.000-07:00

fcking hell.
i thought i'd done all my holiday homework.
knnbccb then this zhu yi lun call me.
'eh mengshuen. you have a group for the chinese project not?'
'what project.'
'the stupid chinese project lah.'
'oh my holy. what do we have to do.'
then i got it settled planning for around,
15 minutes
den i thought could xbox and dota and wii
cb.
zhu yi lun call me again and ask me if i did the german project.
and i was like,
'what project.'
again.
and now.
the cheebye project is due on tuesday.
and i have no idea how to do it at all.
howwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
research on the students in germany.
ahhhh.
nb i dont care about the stupid blonde bastards.
i want to play.
i dont want to do research lah.
eh. somebody help me do abit.
help me find info on the uniforms and school schedule of german children.
i'll be waiting on msn.
:D

2009-06-18T19:29:00.000-07:00

yay i love fridays saturdays and sundays
cos i can play with
ah hui!
celeste!
ehh.. ah yen yen!
sheryl.
joe.
and alvin i think.
haha.
i pwned them hardcore lor early game.
and i drew the first blood.
woo hoo.
tiny no you cant catch me with your avalanche.
:D
and me and alvin gang owned celeste first blood.
and we were like woo nice one.
she was like
wa lau you both so pro come gang me.
haha.
actually they like 2am plus wanted next match.
but my dad say veh late cant play.
so damn fucked up.
:(

2009-06-10T23:46:00.000-07:00

i do not like refraction.
i hate refraction.
i dislike refraction.
refraction sucks.
refraction is disliked by mengshuen.
how many ways can i just say that refraction sucks balls.
i don't even get it.
stupid pri schol teachers tell me that light travels in straight lines.
now you tell me that light can bend forward.
backwards.
left,
right,
up,
down,
all around.
kns lahhh.
can change speed some more.
sibeh cute can.
colours also no better lor.
red+green+blue=white
red+blue=magenta.
no lor. red+blue=purple, not magenta.
still got lor.
red+green=yellow.
yeah right you think i retarded huh.
red+green=pangsai colour hoh.
not yellow.
yellow is primary colour canxzxz.

/edit:
these people, they're fxcking crazy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWFpPST94wU

2009-06-02T04:59:00.000-07:00

haha
my brother wanted to take number 61 to school today.
but accidentally boarded 966.
actual destination: Macpherson Secondary School
destination in the end: Bendemeer Road
haha.
and he was like i don't know what the f happened.
i was drawing in my sketch book then i sian liao
den i enjoy scenery.
then suddenly i saw myself in Bendemeer.
turned and look at the number of the bus.
966.
HAHAHAHAHA.
epic phail.
and after listening to what my brother said,
i was like.
are you cock-eye or what.
you cant tell that something wrong if you enjoying scenery huh.
and like do you even look at the bus number.
and guess what he said.
he said he see the bus look like 61, he assumed it was 61,
but it was 966.

2009-06-01T19:41:00.000-07:00

com broke down; no dota.
tv sucks; keeps playing the same shows
gameboy was confiscated.
so there's nothign for me to do at home now
except to
rot.
yes. rot.
wooooooooooo.
let's go for some back-breaking, mind-churning,
ROTTING.
doesn't that sound like fun.
i want to play dota.
rhasta, vol'jin, shandelzare silkwood!
i want to play marvel vs capcom.
war machine, spiderman, ryu, captain america, morrigan, wolverine, jin, strider hiryu!
ahhh let's name them all.
still got megaman, hulk, uhh, chun-li and venom!
wa lao damn sian lehhh only can rot and rot and rot.
just kill me.

Abbadon, Vol'Jin, and a dash of Rhasta.

2009-05-31T05:16:00.000-07:00

going to lan tomorrom with sean and jun
maybe after that gonna play arcade.
dont need to bring much cash along anyway.
50 cents a game can last me half an hour.
:)
so pro rightttt.
just now tried to go back to dota by reading these guides
read abbaddon, rikimaru, and vol' jin.
damn cant understand a shit of these stuff.
gonna try abbaddon tomorrow.
dont care if my head gets pawned tomorrow.
anyway i havent played for like 3 months
and yet i still can pawn jz and ernest 2 v 1
not bad huhhh.
hahaha.
zhu yi lun your viper really stinks man.
i pwned you with rhasta backing you 2 levels lor.
is that pro or whatxzxzxz.
:D
im so proud of myself.

2009-05-29T01:51:00.000-07:00

hey,
get this clear.
i'm not insulting your god or whoever you think i'm insulting.
if you think it's an insult in any way,
it's not an insult.
no offence but it's just that i've lost faith.
so, i'm sorry.

2009-04-19T04:33:00.000-07:00

RULES:- Tell 100 Truths
- Tag 15 people after
- They do the same back to you

1. Last beverage→water
2. Last text message → "ok so its set ahr. i your lesbo. for now. temporarily. ok now i reach home liao. i go she she den i go download kay kays pictures le."
3. Last song you listened to → Fighting by Yellowcard.
4. Last time you cried → yesterday.

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Dated someone twice → nah.
2. Been cheated on? → nope.
3. Cheated someone else? → yes.
4. Lost someone special? → yes.
5. Been depressed? → yes
6. Been drunk and threw up? → been drunk yes, threw up no.
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS: pink! HOT PINK! and white.

HAVE YOU:
1. Made new friends→ yeah
2. Fallen out of love → uh huh.
3. Laughed until you cried → no.
4. Met someone who changed you → yeah.
5. Found out who your true friends were → never.
6. Found out someone was talking about you → yes
7. Kissed anyone on your friend's list → yes.
8. How many people on your friend's list do you know in real life → most.
9. How many kids do you want to have → 3 maybe.
10. Do you have any pets → currently no. all died.
11. Do you want to change your name → no.
12. What did you do for your last birthday → cut cake blow candle at home.
13. What time did you wake up today → 7.59
14. What were you doing at midnight last night → SLEEPING LIKE A PIG.
15. Name somethings you CANNOT wait for → pierce ear smoke drink woo hoo.
16. Last time you saw your father → in the morning.
17. One thing you wish you could change about your life → i want the green paper.
18. What are you listening to right now → because of you.
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → who the fck is tom.
20. What's getting on your nerves right now? → stupid kaline's blog song.
21. Most visited webpage → forgot. but not maple for sure. hate the damn game.

1. What's your name → mengshuen
2. Nicknames → zhuly, lesbo, meng, pig, kuku, eh, etc. etc.
3. Relationship Status → :D
4. Zodiac sign → scorpio
5. Male or female or transgendered → male. you then transgendered lah biatch.
6. Elementary → sunflower
7. Primary → maha bodhi the siao school.
8. Secondary → cchms.
10. Hair color → black.
11. Long or short → damn short.
16. Height → LOL. 155-156 cm.
17. Do you have a crush on someone? → :D
18: What do you like about yourself? → i like my ears. haha random.
19. Piercings → in the future i will be flooded with them.
20. Tattoos → no. never.
21. Righty or lefty → righty

FIRSTS :
22. First surgery → no surgery.
23. First piercing → none.
24. First best friends → fck best friends.
26. First sport you joined → basketball.
27. First pet → a goldfish.
28. First vacation → malaysia. look for my popo! :D
29. First concert → 3 or 4?
30. First crush → when i was 6
49. Eating → nothing.
50. Drinking → nothing.
52. I'm about to → nothing.
53. Listening to → me typing.
54. Waiting for→ myself to finish this dumb shit.
58. Want kids? → yes! omg i love kids!
59. Want to get married? → definitely.
60. Careers in mind? → chemist?
68. Lips or eyes → lips definitely.
69. Hugs or kisses → kisses.
70. Shorter or taller → taller.
71. Older or Younger → older.
72. Romantic or spontaneous → romantic. LOL.
73. Nice stomach or nice arms → arms lah you want your squeeze to have a large tummy?
74. Sensitive or loud → sensitive.
75. Hook-up or relationship → relationship.
76. Trouble maker or hesitant→ troublemaker.

HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger → nope.
79. Drank hard liquor → yes. my wai gong let me drink de.
80. Lost glasses/contacts → no.
81. Sex on first date → if i say yes would you believe me i'm only 14 you asshole.
82. Broken someone's heart → yes.
83. Had your own heart broken → yes.
86. Turned someone down → yeah.
87. Cried when someone died → recently no. last time i would have
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? → of course.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → sometimes
90. Miracles → when i see a hot babe with a ugly guy i suddenly feel that miracles do happen.
91. Love at first sight → no.
92. Heaven → fck god.
93. Santa Claus → if an old man came into my house with a sack i will whack the shit out of him.
95. Kissing on the first date? → yes.
96. Angels → fck god fck angels fck heaven i dont believe in god anymore u asshole.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → :D
98. Who is it? → lesbo!
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → uh huh. a while only. after that both girls gone.
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? → no.

15 people!
1) kaini
2) tomomi
3) jun (if he ever updates his blog.)
4) lesbo. wait. she dun have blog.
5) jun zhang
6) bryan
7) ~
8) ~
9) ~
10) ~
11) ~
12) ~
13) ~
14)~
15)~

2009-03-15T20:00:00.000-07:00

Friday is officially my favourite day.
went to life science.
became real sadistic while burning the bacteria and stuff.
they were like.
are you hitler de hou dai or what.
den i was like no.
im worse den his hou dai.
den had half an hour of fun.
talked about dares with the teachers.

1st dare: me, yujia and mingsiew.
went to subway and ordered singapore bread.
ming siew: excuse me.
cashier: yes? what would you like to have?
ming siew: can i have singapore bread?
cashier: what bread? can you repeat that?
ming siew: i want singapore bread.

2nd and 3rd dare: me, yujia and mingsiew
went to macs and did things that were real retarded.

2nd dare
*********
me, mingsiew and yujia: *took 3 straws from the straw dispenser*
me, mingsiew and yu jia: *stone in front of the cashier, holding the straws up*
cashier: yes what would you all like?
me, mingsiew and yujia: HAHAHAHA!
me mingsiew and yujia: *ran out of the door like idiots*
cashier: *stoned*

3rd dare
********
me, mingsiew and yujia: can we have a baba meal please?
cashier: a what meal?
me. mingsiew and yujia: a baba meal.
cashier: a what meal?
me, mingsiew and yujia: a baba meal.
cashier: a what meal?
me, mingsiew and yujia: we want to speak to your manager.

4th dare
********
kaline, rae, jun: ah hahaha. meng you and nick. do the dare.
me and nick: what dare lah.
kaline: you see the two chio bus over there. those two sitting behind the glass?
me and nick: yeah. so?
kaline: go behind the glass and dance the wavey hula dance. plus starjumps.
me and nick: no way.
jun: if not you all have to go and order cheese fries no cheese but want your mother breast milk.
me and nick: ok fine dance and starjumps.
me and nick: *went out and did like 20 starjumps. and did hula dance.*
kaline, rae, jun: *smirks*
girls: eh what are they doing?
me and nick: hi.
girls: *gives a cold stare*

yes these dares are really dumb.
and really really meaningless.
but theyre fun arent they?
tell me. who doesnt love truth or dare?

2009-03-15T02:20:00.000-07:00

just cos u flame my blog,
it doesnt mean that its me.
and to those losers who think that i would waste my time flaming blogs,
come on people.
i have a life alright.
it just shows how many people hate you.
:)
peace.

OVERHEADbridgeSLIDE :)

2009-03-13T17:39:00.000-07:00

hmm.
im thinking of maybe relinking.
cos i really dont like the url.
i think those flamers would agree with me,
woundnt you.
i just knew you all would.
:)
dont know why you all want to flame me so badly.
lack of love?
lack of attention?
hmm. dont know.
not my problem anyway.
i dont flame your blog, you shouldnt flame mine,
isnt that right?
enough of the flaming stuff.
******************************

this week was horrible.
real horrible.
went to singpost on i thinkkkkkk
monday?
wednesday?
not sure.
but went with andrew, jun, yuan an, nick, qun tian and..
KENNY KWA!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
he went to sign up for the blingo thingy.
like to convert all outgoing to incoming calls.
den kenna pangseh-ed.
i only good one lah.
still call to ask him hurry up.
the others only know how to walk walk walk.
eff yuan an lah.
keep using the stress ball and den swing it back and forth.
hit me like more than 3 times lah.
and its like all random-throw-behind-the-back kind.
im starting to think..
that im..
a ball magnet.
and then when going down the overhead bridge,
slipped.
den almost fell all the way down.
luckily quntian grabbed me.
den he was like if i never grab you,
you can get shortcut down,
take slide all the way down le.
anw, thanks for grabbing me. :)
yup.
i last time really stupid lah.
dun know whether counted stupid or just dumb.
i can:
-walk into a pole.
-touch something hot although i know that its hot.
-walk through muddy fields although i know its muddy.
-used a fan to wind up my cousins hair. and had to be cut off.
i liked the last one best.
hair in the fan.
anyone care to try.
i tried like putting duct tape on ppls hair.
and also wedgie ppl in the swimming pool.
hahahahaha.
all on my cousins.
but they wedgie me more.
like thousand of times man.
tell you all something.
last time my er ge use the snorkelling tube to hook ppls crotch man.
like,
totally what the f*ckkk.
u swimming den suddenly something reaches out.
to grab your crotch somemore.
yout will like totally like
OH SHITTT WHAT THE HELLLLL IS THAT MANNNNN.
and you turn around you see this bastard.
holding up the snorkelling tube and laughing his ass off.
not funny lor.
:(
and the worst thing is.
he did it to EVERONE.
den all my cousins like ok lets wedgie him
hardcore.
like real hardcoreeeee.
up the ass like a g-string.
wheeee.
hahahaha..
after that no more snorkel in the crotch.
haha..
the end.
:)

whee! flamers!

2009-02-12T03:25:00.000-08:00

ok im finally blogging.

finally found some time to blog.

real sick now.

having fever. went to school today to have the lit test.

thought that after lit test den go sick bay.

wtf who knows ms chia ask me go sick bay in the morning.

den had the test in the general office.

-.-

mr davamoni asked why i came to school when i was running a fever.

i said i wanted to take the test.

then he was like. o.o

hahaha..

pop-ed two panadols at school,

one at 7 o clock one at 10 o clock.

still no effect.

kenna sent to sick bay.

ice pack-ed.

temperature went from 37.7 to 38.7.

wtf.

isnt ice packs supposed to lower the temp.

and zhiying today was like real good to me can.

like eh you ok anot.

nid go sick bay.

den one freakishly gay comment came out.

"don't worry. if you faint during frc, i carry you to sick bay."

WTF. O.O

den i was like,

hey its ok. i can walk you know.

den he was like orh ok.

***************************

just now came back from school,

watched chick vs dick.

den saw this video response to cvd.

message to kay kay.

pictures of her floated up.

"hello."

o.o

more pictures floated up.

"you have beautiful eyes."

hmm. ok.

"you are a traveller."

pictures of her in other countries came up.

ok i get it. next.

"you are artistic."

ok now its getting crazy.

"you are on the go."

wtf lah. not making any sense.

"you are stylish."

ok i can see. she has good fashion sense. ok acceptable.

"you are a star."

nope. dun get it.

"i've never met someone like you."

conclusion: you are freaking despo.

"i have something to tell you."

"i think."

"i love you."

-.- ok f-ing retarded can. waste of my time.

gonna bloghop le.

will be back next time.

bye.

P.S: happy birthday ah ma, andrew, jian heng, miss ho and february babies!

hey people. sorry for dead blog.

2008-11-04T00:52:00.001-08:00

so sorry abt the dead-ness of this... thing.
oh and i dyed my hair. caramel brown.
LOVESSSSSSSSS.

damn chio. and yet people can call it gay.
can go check your eyes a bit.
your eyes can be a bit more cock anot?
it CHIO-NESS, not GAY-NESS.
got people say its chio can.
uh-huh.
gotta go chiong my holi hmwk.
just came to revive this dead... thing.

Bye EOYs! i won't miss you. muack.

2008-10-10T22:43:00.000-07:00

HELLO WORLD!
hehheh. very damn high today.
EOYs finally over.
and i am certainly confident of the top 5.
thanks you all for all the support you all have given me, yeah?
however, com spoilt so cant play games.
and my dota skills are all gone.
so i really should start all over again.
thanks to bryan, jun, ernest, kaline, rae and jamie
for the company to seoul garden.
have some pictures here!
p.s: the really disgusting pile,
its ice-cream mix. hehheh...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

and me!

and me...

p.s: zilian people rock your granny's knickers!

2008-09-22T04:41:00.000-07:00

hey people.
back again.
may not be able to post until october something.
cos EOY exams coming soon.
u all jy ok?
im striving for top 5 this EOY.
hehheh.
u all be careful huh.
ok. tell u all about sunday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[sunday, 20th September 2008]
went to bc for tuition.
before going into the class,
still hesitated whether should go in earlier anot.
if not later see that james,
den he alwasy say good afternoon to me,
den i last week still scold him f*cker,
so awkward.
den i decided to just pretend nothing happened at all.
den i went in.
nobody inside except jo.
den i just went in and sat down.
lessons WERE as normal.
emphasis on WERE.
den he suddenly kee siao,
say, "because of your disgusting actions last week,
you will have to write me a 500 word essay,
on why i must take responsibility for my own actions."
ok this guy is getting on my nerves.
den he gave tien lerk a 100 word essay
on why i must show respect to my fellow teacher and students.
just because he said that margie's question
was a stupid question.
this guy never heard of freedom of speech.
den after class we were freaking cursing him.
:D
he is so officially a bastard.
he want me write,
den i write lor.
like as if i dun write will die.
500 words nia.
go wikipedia find all the chim chim words,
ctrl-c,
ctrl-v lah.
so simple.
no life mofo.

[monday, today.]
morning huijun told me
german oral today need school uni.
i was like. OH AM GEE.
den i aiya heck care go home take.
late den late lor.
after recess leh,
maths lesson miss chia didnt come.
i think she was invigilating an exam of some sort.
den the relief teacher was late.
den me and kaline decided to write with our left hands.
see who better.
den i realised that we are both balanced brain ppl!
haha! balanced brain buddy!
den kaline started writing on the whiteboard,
MENGSHUEN <3 GERMAINE.
den i was like,
oh my god what the f*ck.
who write one? who say de? omgomgomg.
den i rubrubrub away.
den the relief teacher came in.
she is a really great teacher.
let us use handphones to listen to music,
while doing self-revision.
and ohmygoodness the class was QUIET.
really. for the first time.
QUIET.
den after school went back home to bathe.
get ready for german oral.
rushed there.
luckily still not very late.
like 2 minutes late only.
:D
i think i did quite well.
after the reading the lehrerin was like,
gut gut. den the marks keep upupup.
hehheh! damn happy!
conversation i keep spamming
'what is your favourite' blahblahblah
win liao lor.
den aloysius asked me in german, "what is the time?"
for the conversation part.
den i was like,
"ich weiss nicht." - "i don't know."
free one mark. hahaha. i am so clever.
really what. i no watch. classroom no clock.
ich weiss nicht lor.
hehheh.
still can find excuse.
pro jiu shi pro.
omg.
forgot.
gatsby moving rubber finshed liao.
must buy a new one.
i try wild shake this time.
looks nice.
OK. HAHA RANDOM. TOTALLY RANDOM.

2008-09-15T04:12:00.000-07:00

feeling emo now.
so im not gonna post alot.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[sunday]
went to my aunts house on saturday.
played this game with my cousin
its like you build something
like a rollercoaster track
but u place marbles on it.
and it can go along the track.
its darn fun.
and we tried so very hard to make a loop.
yes. a loop.
the circle loop.
like rollercoasters like that.
and me and my cuz spent like 1 hour,
making and adujusting the tracks.
and finaaly,
we were done with the tracks.
that was in the morning.
den afternoon went to bc.
and i forgot to bring my notebook.
since i was in such a rush.
and then when everyone was taking notes in class,
i was doing virtually nothing.
and the teacher(james), was like,
"why arent you taking down notes?"
and i was like,
"i forgot my notebook."
but!
but but but!
i actually wanted to borrow notebook from classmates
den go home copy de.
den he never listen den attitude me,
"why didnt you ask for paper?" he crapped.
"you're in a proficiency class. can you please speak?"
and he so coincidental crap to me
when i was in a bad mood.
den i wrote on tienlerk's notebook,
'f*cker' in the opposite way.
making it look like it was spelt,
'rekcuf'.
den i heck cared.
den he started talking abt trends by youngsters
skinnies.
punk hairstyles.
and mohawks and mohicans popped out.
den he focused on skinnies.
he said they were so tight you couldnt walk in them.
den i wrote in reverse,
'erect den die.'
den he saw me writing,
and cos he dun like ppl writing when he talks,
he confiscated the book.
GG.
den he asked,
"what do these stuff mean?"
cos its in reverse.
den i dun wan explain.
despite him asking multiple times.
den he sent me out of teh class.
den i go lor.
heck care him.
den after class he asked me what it means.
den i say its english.
den he managed to see what it was.
den he sent me to the manager.
den i explained
say cos i forgot my book
den he attitude.
no wait.
i said he angry.
yeah.
den she was like, ok i wont call ur parents.
i'll explain to james.
den i like, ok lor.
den i think she went to speak to james.
lemme tell u.
bc like got sooooooooooo many other nice teachers.
and i kenna-ed one mf.
why me?
why ME???
arghhh den i just found out
that nobody likes him.
pamela was in the previous class b4 mine.
and she said shit to him.
den he buay song.
say shit is a vulgarity and blah blah blah.
and thursday class got a girl call him fucker.
wheeeeeeeeee!
he sucks.
i told jo what happened.
den she was like, aiya nvm lah.
he chao ang mor only want respect.
dun care what other ppl think one.
den i was like.
yeah yeah.
i pray to jesus, allah and lord buddha
that he will go and think why so many ppl hate him
and not think abt our flaws.
think abt his own lah pls.
den i was pissed the whole day.
just becos of this guy.
i think these kind of ppl should just listen to what
WE, TEENS,
have to say, for a change.
and maybe they'll discover many things that they never knew.
and before they start screaming off their arses,
LISTEN TO WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY.
WHAT WE WANNA EXPLAIN.
HOW MUCH WE WANNA TELL YOU ALL
HOW MUCH OF A BASTARD YOU PPL ARE.
anyone agrees?
a round of applause please.
comments on my tagboard.
THANK YOU MY FANS.

hey u know what little bastards? god gave you brains to think and a bloody hell of a heart to feel, so don't go off barking like a mad dog. THINK, YOU ARSES, THINK.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[today]
today was ok.
except for the physics test.
total disaster.
didnt even know today got physics test.
den i just try my best lor.
alot of qns wrong lah.
i think fail liao.
nvm.
try harder next time.
i practise more.
den i can strive.
heh. im talking like a saint.
my bio improved liao.
15/20
better den last time.
fail.
fail like fk.
geog also.
16/20
last time got some even 6/20.
ok.
i gtg liao.
next time den continue.
my dad going mad soon.
i also have to go study for ACC.
bye.

2008-09-12T07:28:00.000-07:00

1. The person who tag/pass you is?
Xinhao :DD

2. Your relationship with him/her?
secondary school classmate/we usually get high when playing hp games. X)

3. Your five impression of him/her?
1. He loves MCR.
2. He often has emo quotes as his msn dn or personal message.
3. sexy kia!
4. blogskinner.
5. he likes getting high on HTF games and the bull chasing game on his hp.

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
i buay song-ed him at the start of the year and he willingly saw a dick. :DD

5. The most memorable thing he/she has said to you?
'Eunos Crescent, Blk 11, #13-2737 Singapore 400011.' and he says it freakily.

6. If he/she become your lover, you will?
jodie, if you are seeing this now, i just want to tell you that i love you. AHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

7. If he/she became your lover, he/she has to improve on?
sexyness. hotness. and try to eat more. i see him so skinny i will 怕帕的。

8. If he/she became your enemy, you will?
i usually have very few enemies. really. maybe i will insult? curse? voodoo? 打小人? dunno.

9. If he/she became your enemy, the reason will be?
he owned me acamically. even though i work harder than him.

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her is?
make him more muscular so that he can do better in NAPFA. i see him so 辛苦 i will pekchek de leh.

11. Your overall impression of him/her is?
sexy. not really pure. musical talent.

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
'narbeh this guy so short.' or maybe, 'holehh shatt. this guy is so fat.'

13. The characters you love of yourself are?
i am a chick magnet.
i have an unknown attraction that nobody can explain, making me extremely sociable.

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are?
short.
damn short.
freaking short.
hair dun grow fast enough.

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
i want to be the ruler of the world and i can rule the pigs, when i can do WHATEVER i want, WHENEVER i want, HOWEVER i want.

16. For people who care and like you, say something to them.
我要感谢我的爸爸妈妈，也要感谢多年都爱着我的粉丝，若没有你们，我也不可能当总统。谢谢大家！

17. Pass this quiz to 10 other people that you wish to know how they feel about you.

1. 俊霖
2. Jodie
3. Rachel
4. Pamela
5. Yujia
6. Chantel
7. Ernest
8. Keyun
9.Tomomi
10. Annna

18. Who is 4 having a relationship with? (pamela)
her superman!

19. Is 5 a male or a female? (yujia)
female. dun believe i help you go toilet check. :DD

20. If 6 and 7 are together, will it be a good thing? (Ernest & Chantel)
Yeah maybe. cos ernest can stop wasting his time on kaline cos its almost impossible that kaline will like him. we try so hard to tell him to give up.

21. What is 8 studying about? (Keyun)
1CR thingy, i not clear. go ask the chio bu whom i asked her number for lah. she from CR one.

22. When was the last time you had a chat with 9? (Tomomi)
Today during Chinese period. we were talking abt her mother smoking what brand of cigarettes, nice anot, den still got violent 的家庭会长生 violent 的孩子

23. What kind of music band does 1 like? (俊霖)
周杰伦 jay chou. band i dunno. D:

24. Does 2 have any siblings? (Jodie)
no, she's a single daughter. 独生的喔。

25. Will you woo 3? (Rachel)
no?! JODIE I LOVE YOU. ONLY YOU.

26. How about 4? (Pamela)
Repeat step 25.

27. Is 5 single? (Yujia)
ER-HEM ER-HEM. all i can say is 鲜花插在牛粪上。

28. What is the surname of 9? (Tomomi)
Hikawa.

29. What's the hobby of 7? (Ernest)
maybe downloading REALLY FREAKINGLY lame games into his handphone.

30. Does 10 and 6 get along well? (Chantel and Anna)
uhh don't really know but i guess they're okay.

31. Where is 2 studying at? (Jodie)
Tanjong Katong Girls' School

32. Talk something casually about 1. (俊霖)
他很喜欢唱南音，很喜欢唱福建歌，尤其是意难忘的主题曲。

33. Where does 6 live at? (Chantel)
dunno. i very 保守 one.

34. What colour does 3 like? (Rachel)
hehheh. i dont really know.

35. Are 8 and 2 best friends? (Keyun and Jodie)
If keyun knows Jodie she'll tease me like shit. den she'll spread.

36. Does 10 have any pets? (Anna)
dunno. but she does have a piano!

37. Is 1 the sexistest person in the world? (俊霖)
not exactly. my definition of sexy is definitely different of yours.

38. What is 5 doing now? (Yujia)
Emo-ing? she was emo-ing this morning during recess. and i still sang 枫 to make her more emo. ahahahaha. im such a sadist. but m not so bad. i still crack lame jokes to cheer her up ok. 'what's colder than a cold joke?' 'dunno.' 'A VERY COLD JOKE!'
ahahaha. i crack myself up.

2008-09-12T06:42:00.001-07:00

okok.
i know that im zilian.
ppl, u dun nid to remind me.
so, yeah.
today had freaking timed compre.
den supposed to start at 1.40.
wait until 2.45 den start.
den the meantime we played 广东炒面。
its like this game in which ppl group in a circle
and then we clap our hands
and we say guang dong chao mian
the starter says guang
the next person says dong
next after the next says chao
next after the next after the next says mian.
and so on.
but for every other round after the first 2 rounds
must add one 'la' behind.
so will become,
'广东炒面，广东炒面，辣广东炒面，辣辣广东炒面。'
and so on.
den i keep lagging.
and lagging.
and lagging.
and the forfeits that i do all super freaking extreme de.
including
pole dancing with a broom as a pole,
jio-ing girls from other classes into class,
becoming high and go into other people's classes shouting,
'I LOVE JODIE!' adding a jump with it,
and getting a CR chio bu's number.
and i was like,
'hey chio bu can gimme your number anot?'
'huh... orh.'
'don't worry lah. i won't spam your inbox.'
'yeah yeah i know.'
'narh, write on my hand.'
'eh. pen no ink one. haha...'
'aiyah never mind lah just say it lah.'
'8*** ****.'
'huh? so fast cannot hear. aiyah nvm. i also not serious one.'
den she smile smile.
den i haha thank you anyway.
den i zhao alr.
get chio bu number quite shiok lah.
but then the fun and excitement
lies in the moment
just that one moment when you ask for her number
and she gives you her number.
even if you dont remember it,
also very fun.
will consider making it my new hobby.
hehheh.

ok.
changing my blog song liao.
because of you getting on my nerves.
bye.

2008-09-10T07:25:00.000-07:00

2008-09-05T08:11:00.001-07:00

jodie has been begging me to update
so i shall update.
my blog is dead.
no one is here.
no one wants to be here.
no one even bothers to spam here.
arghhhhh.
nvm.
i shall just try my best to keep it aliveee.
jo came my house today.
and my grandmother showed jo her real powers.
haha.
master spy you can say.
its like damn funny can.
we lie on my bed and play with our phones.
and my grandma came in.
saw us lying on the bed.
then look at us.
i knew she was looking.
but i pretend i didnt know.
then when she finally left
jo and i looked at each other.
and we were like,
"omg so damn scary. i was like pretending not to see her."
"yeah me too! she like keep spying de!"
haha.
and then we went to the playground.
to play with the swings.
and yes she swing higher.
ok jo u swing higher ok?
and i fell asleep.
and i grumbled about life.
actually grubling about life helps you to relax.
quite fun actually.
haha.

i'm//hot/admit/it/.

2008-08-30T01:32:00.001-07:00

im getting tired of my darn blogskin.
too green.
and the reason that my blog is dead is cos i dun update regularly.
and the reason why i dun update regularly
is cos i am hardworking.
EOY is coming peeps.
what'd u all expect.
oh and Jo. im hardworking. so its dead.
indirectly my fault.

[friday, 29th august: teacher's day.]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
went back to mbs to visit mr tan.
and me and tomomi gave him a box of donuts
from donut empire.
boh pian. dunno what to buy larh.
den tomomi oso bought hima rose what.
den she ask whether can place the rose on top of the box.
den i was like ok lor.
den when i reach mbs i gave the donuts to mr tan.
with the rose on top.
den he was like:
"wah from me and tomomi leh!"
emphasis obviously on the rose.
what the hell.
i heck cared him.
lala.
and kaini and the twins say i grow taller
and more shuai liao wor.
haha.
I'M DAMN HOT ADMIT IT.
haha.
and yujia gave me a red rose.
thanks ah mah!
sunzi love u.
haha.
she is officially mengshuen's fan.
den went to century cineplex with
the twins, chawit and clara to watch
WALL-E!
haha.
its officially not lame.
its cool.
and the auntie at the candy bar saw the rose.
she was like,
"今天是教师节，你没有给老师玫瑰花啊?"
den i was like,
"没有啦。我的粉丝给我的。"
“哇！粉丝啊！这样小小年纪就有粉丝。是不是 zha bor peng you?"
"不是拉.跟你说是粉丝了咯."
"你这样的一定有很多zhabor 追得啦!"
"哎,没办法. 我这种鬈发的人就是这样."

haha i sound so ego.
ok. now jo will read the whole page of words
related to ego to me.
and make me feel so guilty.
ok fine.
thats about it.
i gtg liao.
i going to do research on my german proj.
bye.
XD

2008-08-17T04:24:00.000-07:00

it was saturday night, yesterday night.
was at downstairs void deck playing badminton
with my bro.
den everytime i hit back to him,
he smash.
smash at my FEET.
MY FEET.
what the fk.
then play play play,
very pro,
smash up to the lights,
stuck DIRECTLY INTO THE HOLE OF THE LIGHT.
damn pro siah.
i so tall oso cannot reach.
haha.
den luckily due to my charm,
a tall guy come and help us get the thingy down.
using my badminton racket.
and a malay woman watching us play,
asked me if she can play.
den i was like,
ok lor.
den i passed the racket to her.
and she played with my bro.
and can tell she was annoyed with my bro.
because of his endless smashing.
at her FEET.
haha.
and finally something happened.
AGAIN.
my bro hit the shuttlecock
up onto the electrical cable vent.
again.
-.-
and now not even a 1.8m guy can get it.
what the.
then the malay woman started to ask ppl to help.
help to retrieve the shuttlecock.
LOL.
we asked MANY PEOPLE...
1.a guy with long hair not taller than 1.65m.
2.a indian guy on a bike that happened to pass by.
3.the 1.8m sumth guy who sells chicken rice.
4.a pair: father and son.
5.another indian guy.

and in the end couldnt get it down.
u knwo how we asked them to help?
we got a bamboo stick.
yes.
the kind that your grandma uses to hang the clothes.
-.-
and we found it on the floor.
below the block of flats.
where people hang their clothes.
and it maybe fell down.
from a height cos the clips were smashed.
into smithereens.
and clothes were all around it.
namely...
a f*cking sexy zebra striped string neck bra,
a pair of red FEMALE underwear,
a grey pair of shorts,
many other pairs of lingerie,
and maybe a towel.
and they were still WET.
DRIPPING WET.
LOL.
can u imagine a wet zebra striped string neck bra?
and a wet pair of red female underwear?
oh-am-eff-gee.
and i just took the bamboo pole
to maybe ask the people to poke it down.
so...
first up...

MAN NOT TALLER THAN 1.65!
*************************
i think he not older than 45 leh.
and i think he is those sleep at void deck de.
cos he had a sleeping mat with him
when we asked him to help us.
but!
he was really helpful.
damn helpful.
he tried many many times.
to get it down.
but he couldnt get it down.
still not tall enough.
but i very grateful le.

INDIAN GUY ON A BIKE!
**********************
he also very helpful.
he even tried to go onto the metal poles
that were meant for the disabled.
and tried many times.
LOL.
but still...
couldn't get it down.
but i was still grateful.
:)

THE 1.8M GUY WHO SELLS CHICKEN RICE!
*************************************
this guy STINKS.
i mean not literally.
but he just sucks.
he so tall no use.
didn't even TRY to reach and den say cannot.
i was like please lah please lah.
help can anot.
he keep on saying cannot.
and just scrammed.
pfff.
at least u f*cking try right?
nvm.
these are the new scums of society.
:)
see one,
scold one.
to think i liked his chicken rice.

THE FATHER AND SON TEAM!
************************
wah this one my favourite!
damn funny!
and damn enthu can?
haha.
just to get the shuttlecock down,
the father was like,

father: eh son, come here.
son: huh?
father: come lah come lah.
son: orh.
father: eh u see the shuttlecock up there?
son: yeah why?
father: help them get down leh.
son: how lah?
father: you climb on my shoulders and use the bamboo stick.

LOL!
this part i was alr like,
omg. what the hell.
better dun wan lah.
so paisei.
LOL.
den i nvr say anything.
since they wan go up.
i mean like,
the son alr squatting liao.
and the father preparing go up.
haha.
still got more...

father: ok i go up liao ahr?
son: orh.
father: *climbs up onto son's shoulder*
son: *son stands up in a second*
father: ooi ooi ooi! dun so fast lah! scare me leh!
son: *no comments*
mother: eh dun nid lah. later hurt your spine.
father: ok lah. eh son go down.
son: orh. ok.
father: *climbs down from son's shoulders slowly*

den they walk away liao.
and i was like,
bye bye.
thank you.
have a nice day.
o.o
LOL.
im damn grateful.
thanks!
whoever u all are.
LOL.

ANOTHER INDIAN GUY!
********************
LOL.
dunno whether he pretend use handphone,
pretend nvr hear us.
but at least he tried.
not like the chicken rice guy.
scum of society.
he tried like 5 times den he say cannot liao.
and i think he climbed the metal poles for the disabled.
to see the shuttlecock.
LOL.
then try try try cannot.
den forget it liao.

anyway my home till got alot.
waste their time.
wakakakakakaka!
i am soooooo evil.
:)

2008-08-14T06:03:00.000-07:00

rae tells me that my blog used to be nice to read.
i emphasise on the word
USED.
hai.
我风光的日子都过了。
应该给别人一个翻身的机会。
不然我的 blog 每次赢人家，
他们会 pek chek 的啦！
haha.
and im proud of ep.
really proud.
it doesnt matter even if we lost the netball interclass,
the thing that matters is that
we gained the experience.
the wonderful experience.
of losing.
as they say:
失败是成功之母。
direct translation:
failure is success's mummy!
or something like that.
haha.
and im worried that i'll fail the eoy chinese leh.
den have to kenna kicked out of ep.
ccb.
i am scared that iw ill get kicked out
but my ass refuses to study.
what the f*ck.
i i think that i am starting to stereotype
and discriminate against ppl.
like regina.
ohmygawd.
how did i become a person like
*gasps*
andrew.
i still remember how i cried in front of
venise.
rae hsiang.
yujia.
ernest.
miss ho.
because of the discrimination
that i oh-so-used-to hate.
so i have decided!
i shall not be mean.
even though i already am the
nice.
beautiful.
gorgeous.
totally psychotic person that i am.
and i shall not discrimate.
against people who are
maybe
not as graceful and gracious as me.
i can understand.
and i shall not discriminate.
just take it that i'm saying,
'No Comments.'
maybe i shall not give attitude to nooblings.
who oh-so-hate-me.
for my oh-so-friggin-ccb-heck-of-a-attitude attitude.
but im really ok.
i dont bite.
unless in dire situations.
and often the situations do seem to turn out dire.

and today is jun's birthday!
hey birthday boy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you!
happy birthday to jun lin!
happy birthday to you!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
祝你生日快乐！祝你生日快乐！
祝你生日快乐！
祝你生日快乐！

好吧。
我没什么要说了。
我要走了。
拜拜.

last thing!
欧卖尬！
哀冬诺花得阿油
偷金爱宝。
read it out.
and it quite sounds like a phrase in english.

2008-08-11T04:29:00.000-07:00

sorry for the dead blog.
not my fault.
(:
but i'll still be such a responsible person and update it.
now im doing my chinese hmwk.
and i have not finished it.
even though i started it like 6 hours ago.
at least its better than some people who took DAYS to complete it.
oh yeha i still owe chantel her shirt.
will pass it to her tmr.
dammit my chinese due at 12am TODAY.
and im still blogging.
COOL!
but anyway!
hu cares.
i cna finish it
definitely.
i only got like 4 qns to do from now till midnight. and its only 7.40 now.
i own.
admit it.
and theres this fking fren of jun hu called me a vengeful noob.
i tell him u dare fight me anot?
he like dare dare.
omg continue next time.
my dad back.
he'll kill me if he finds me blogging.
ok.
bye.
before i get killed...

想个不停

2008-08-05T06:13:00.000-07:00

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郭静想个不停

想着你无屈无为笑那种感觉特别好
看着你露出微笑我的心情更特别好
噢我一点一点日日夜夜不曾停止对你思念
噢我不觉得疲惫
但我每次我看见你我的脸红得
红的红的红得像一朵红色玫瑰
我看着你你看着我
我只希望时间停在这一秒
爱的歌谣随风飘

（我）想你想你想你想个不停
天天想你想个自言自语
我好想对你说
看见你的脸
是否知道我喜欢你

想你想你想你想个不停
天天想你想个忘记自己
我好想对你说
看见你的脸
幸福一直就在你身边
REPEAT

skip istana visit! wakakaka!

2008-08-02T22:02:00.000-07:00

yo sup all.
damn high today.
now at bc use the com.
haha.
high cos i skipped my istana visit today.
veryyyyyyyyy boring de lor if i go.
siao lah on the spot art competition.
from 6am - 2pm.
u wan me die si boh.
den i like 1 week ago tell the teacher liao.
tell him i got bc cannot.
one session $50.
art or bc impt?
of course 50 bucks lah.
den u pay me i pon lor.
okok.
gtg in liao.
continue laterrrr.
and i going swimming at tampines swimming complex later!
wheeeeeeeeeee~
:D:D:D

2008-07-25T04:44:00.000-07:00

hi peeps.
i dunno what to blog lah.
oh ok.
today went lan-ing at grandlink square.
lol. thanks to bryan we had to walk there.
good form of exercise, maybe?
and i think im fat.
damn f*cking fat.
so i had to walk there.
or i'll be like 40kg and its damn fucking fat can?
oh yeah,
grandlink. sorry bout the off-topic.
adn we went to lan.
i hour 90 cents. damn cheap.
and we played dota.
bryan used juggernaut, jun used moon rider and junzhang used dwarven.
lol.
junzhangs com lagg. make him die like 5 times.
lol dwarven die like hell.
he's supposed to be a killer can?

Bryan's game.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bryan that lucky bastard, owing to my skills(cos i helped him.),
i help him get 2 kills.
and i havent use omnislash yet okay.
i only blade fury den the bloody viper die like nobody business liao.
if i use omnislash ahr,
i think the viper can get ready wash his ass,
prepare to get thrashed.
i was like, "spin u bloody little f*cker, SPIN!"
and i chased the viper all around the frozen throne.
should be funny that i did that.
but i so focused until no mood to laugh.
see? i so serious lah.
dun always say i joke joke joke lah. i will serious de okayy.
hahaha.
only in dota. doesnt apply for other things.

Jun's game
~~~~~~~~~~~~

jun damn kelian.
most of the games he play single player.
but he's getting better at moon rider.
i think he's a potential moon rider user.
and he'll be gay.
hell man, he'll be gay.
dammit.
i took over his game for a while.
atropos the bane elemental solo-ing my creeps.
with no other ppl in the area.
dun even have enemy creeps.
den i see the moment so shiok and nice for atropos-thrashing,
i chiong towards bane elemental,
whack his ass off with eclipse.
but the guy havent die.
i immediately took the risk and chiong towards atropos.
i wan to use lucent beam to kill the little f*cker.
den i realised at the bottom of the battle screen,
had these small blue words, reading:
"Insufficient mana."
LOL. what the f*ck man. and i was being attacked by the towers.
by TWO towers.
wicked.
LOL.
i ALMOST died.
escaped with 30+ health.
im a lucky bastard.
haha.

Jun Zhang's game
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
his com lagg.
always tio killed.
but he's a good farmer.
even better den me.
potential farmer.
but he doesn't really know how to use the dwarven sniper.
cos damn noob.
i recommend he try...
vengeful spirit?
shadow fiend?
phantom lancer?
aiyah just try agil heroes can liao.
beginners should just try to use agil heroes.
:)
cos their damage very very high.
but they got no mana and no health.
:(
okok.
i gtg liao.
really gtg.
bye~

2008-07-21T03:32:00.000-07:00

hmm...
ok.
i guess many ppl have read my blog and my previous post.
and ppl have alr been questioning me:
"what did u do?"
"oh my god! what u all do?"
guess what?
im not gonna answer those questions.
not necessary.

oh yeah.
and sudarno.
i dunno whats your prob.
i dunno when i offended u.
but i nvr complain to miss ho abt u or anything.
and i dun even go to your blog can?
so i dun think i should be on the hates area of your friggin blog.
i dun even tok to u ok.
come on.
u wan spread abt me and kaline,
spread lor.
u wan say dun nid to put on blog.
monday assembly dat time,
u make a powerpoint presentation,
containing me and kaline, den u can do what u want.
i look like i care?
no.
so whats the point dude?
cos i know when u really do that,
i'll be one of those ppl sleeping through assembly.
:)
you're really not worthy to call Tien Lerk a jerk.
cos ur one too.
dude, look at yourself in the mirror.
den talk abt other ppl.
u see a jerk staring back at you,
den dun judge other people.
cos ur not worthy to.
and you dun deserve my respect. really.
i dun give respect to people who dun respect themselves.
i know u will be like,
"hu friggin want ur respect lah?"
u know what?
respect yourself.
and others will respect u.
maybe u can start by respecting Tien Lerk.
i know u like to spread rumors.
but by placing rumors on your blog,
wont improve the number of ppl coming to your blog.
ok?
:)

2008-07-13T01:14:00.000-07:00

OK.
since Jodie said that my blogs dead and needs updating...
blah blah blah...
den i shall listen to my 老婆 and update.
i shall tell u all abt what happened today.
i was like urged by jodie to go to the bc earlier,
like 1.00 so that her fren can see how i look like and give a rating.
and when her fren came out,
i only saw her back view.
wtf. -.-
and jodie went to sit on the blue sofa.
and i was in the com room.
deciding whether to do it or not to do it.
and i decided to do it. i went over and sat down beside her.
and i started to whisper to her.
and she was like almost over reacting liao.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jodie: what u wan to do？i dun even know what u going to do.
Me: just put down your phone and i do it.
Jodie: what u want to do?
Me: just put down your phone.

(and this repeats for a few times.)

(for the fifth time.) Me: Just put down your phone.
Jodie: *puts down her phone*
Me: *And i do it*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

yup. thats it. i know if ernest knows abt this he'll over-react
and nag the hell out of me.
so i shall keep the thing that i have done as censored.
unless he finds it out for himself.
then its not my fault.
ive tried my best.
:D
and hoong tien lerk, i know u know abt this.
u better not spread to the whole wide world of chung cheng abt what we did
or youre dead meat.
ok. im going off.
JODIE~
I'VE UPDATED!~

2008-06-27T23:09:00.000-07:00

hi all.
back.
nothing to do.
decided to blog.
and just now did the heymath holiday assignment test.
the one dat have time limit de.
super hard cans?
but luckily my 'tikam-tikam' power pull me up up up.
i tikam 2 questions correct u know.
and den is the last 2 qns.
super pro right?
lol.
i think if i really nvr tikam ahr
sure 'bao' the time limit de.
ahahahaha.i actually dun wan to tikam one.
but no choice.
got time limit.
i wan to 用我自己的实力 and do the test.
but is super hard.
no choice.
oh yeah.
u all must do the test okay. (cchms ppl.)
cos on 1st july deadline.
and I THINK. I THINK OKAY.
will constitute some of the ca2 marks for maths.
so if u dun do.
its fine with me.
cos not lao zi prob.
:D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

lao zi found a nice song.
its called, '难朋友' by 陈小春。
super nice.
even though he's not exactly one of the well known singers,
but he's quite good.
show u the vid from youtube...

oh yeah.
and i found 林宜融 from 超级星光大道 singing 'Double' by BoA.
she can easily own angela zhang in acoustic.
but she's not exactly chio,
but still can make it.
at least better than SOME GUY CALLED ANDREW.
keep on bullying regina.
but he never though that he's bullying his own kind.
thought he very shuai liddat
i know. i oso sometimes bhb.
but not like him. bhb and still dare go bully ppl
say they short, ugly, fat.
GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR LAH. I BET YOU'LL SEE A FAG.
no wonder nobody go near him.
later he with his face go and scare ppl,
make them faint. cannot find him,
come find his frens.
den we die.

你长得丑，不是你的错。可是你出来吓人，就是你的错。

how'd u like that?
andrew chua.
dun discrimate.
you discriminate just to make yourself feel better.
you know what i mean.
or maybe you lack attention at home.
so you just come to school to find some.
u know what?
i dont care.
just stfu and stop discriminating against us.
we're all human.
ok. now i show u all 林宜融's video...
she's singing 'Double' by BoA in this vid.

and she's singing 'Always On Your Side' together with Aska 杨宗伟。
quite nice.
but i still prefer her singing 'Double'.
yup.
here's the vid of her and Aska.

and 梁文音 singing 'Lady Marmalade' by Christina Aguilera.
she.
is.
super.
good.
but listen very long will sian.
here's the vid.
kenny kwa will like this.
u know what i mean alr.
lol.

kwa zhi ying horny liao.
haha.
i think she w/o makeup looks nicer.
and she looks nice when she smiles.
1:02 - 1:03 she smile very nice. :)
ok lah.
gonna stop here.
i go do maths test liao.
still got one more.
have fun watching the vids.
haha.
bye.

OMG THAT IS SO NOT ME!

2008-06-25T03:04:00.000-07:00

hi all.
back.
i know very long nvr update.
so now i update.
if u not happy can just go and die.
dun bother me.
if u dun wan die den just diam diam read okay.
stop all the crap can?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

yeah anw just now went to class blog.
saw anna's post.
she say got pics.
i click on the link.
and i THINK i saw myself.
yep.
myself.
and im damn blur look lor.
and i was like, "f*ck that is so not me lor! dammit i am so gonna kill anna tmr."
anw, my phone kenna confiscated by ranita datta.
-.-
didnt listen to my explaination den snatch my phone away.
and say will give to my form teacher cos she dun like to hold on to students' phones.
talk crap lah.
all crap.
i go ask miss ho whether ranita datta got give her anot.
ah ma HORNEH oso go and sms miss ho ask whether she got give her anot.
miss ho say dun have.
bloody hell.
u want my phone take lah.
u ask me den i give u lah.
no nid to bluff so 'ke lian'.
summore say what will give to form tacher cos dun like to hold on to pupils' phones.
blah blah blah.
DO I FRIGGIN' LOOK LIKE I CARE?!
if she dares to say that she did not say that she will pass my hp to miss ho,
i can ask all other 37 of the class.
all of them got ears.
and i tell u.
1 vs 37.
slowly fight lor.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

haiz.
i dunno what to do now.
no hmwk.
i think later go and revise textbook and do geog.
oh yeah.
and do last minute revision for 21 lun yu stuff.
if not tmr tan say hoe buay song again.
and she buay song ahr,
no reason one.
later im going to sleep early.
haha
den i can concentrate in class tomorrow.
going off now.
bye all.

2008-06-11T21:39:00.000-07:00

sian lah.
nothing to do.
mental block.
and tania is throwing me qns abt her niece.
and she tagged me to do tests.
so maybe i'll do them.
but i'll do these first.

You're an Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges

If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story

You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses

A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

You Are a Soft Kisser

Your kissing style is understated, but effective

You give soft, sweet, and soulful kisses.

And the key is, you only give kisses to someone incredibly special

Because you don't just go around kissing anyone

What's Your Kissing Style?

You Will Be a Cool Parent

You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need.

You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law.

While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top.

You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!

Would You Be a Cool Parent?

You Are 9: The Peacemaker

You are emotionally stable and willing to find common ground with others.

Your friends and family often look to you to be the mediator when there is conflict.

You are easy going and accepting. You take things as they come.

Avoiding conflict at all costs, you're content when things are calm.

At Your Best: You feel connected, trusting, and fulfilled. You feel at peace with your place in the world.

At Your Worst: You compromise your values to make sure peace is maintained. You give in to bullies.

Your Fixation: Harmony

Your Primary Fear: Causing conflict

Your Primary Desire: To preserve things as they are

Other Number 9's: Marge Simpson, Ronald Reagan, Audrey Hepburn, Jerry Seinfeld, and Abraham Lincoln.

What Number Are You?

ok. time to go for tania's tests. walao eh she tagged me for so many quizzes leh... now i have to do so many. haiz. and i cant believe that she said that she will give her blessings to me and her friend whom i have NEVER even met before if we dated. omg. i can't believe that she will do that.

B)At the end of this, you have to choose 10 person and tag them about this quiz.

The blogger who have been tagged has to start with 10 random facts about themselves.

1. Some people say that I am vengeful?
2. I hate ACC and Tan Say Hoe.
3. I LOVE to blog and SMS.
4. I like children.
5. I am a Scorpio.
6. I hate to get pissed off by people.
7. I love good music; i dun care if they're old or new songs.
8. I'm a member of the Horneh Family.
9. I LOVE Corkscrew and Cyclone 'cos they make my balls shrink.
10. I hate hate hate hate Nike.

1. Who was your last text from?
Jun, telling me abt why L from DeathNote is hunchbacked and I expected a dumb ans.

2. What do you love most in your room
I love my massive CD rack.

3. Do you prefer KFC or Macdonalds more?
Macdonalds.

4. Your current relationship status?
Single? Maybe Taken? I dunno.

5. Does your crush like you back?
I dunno. Go ask her lah.

6. What is your current mood?
"OMFG! STOP BLOGGING AND DO YOUR HMWK LAH IF NOT LATER CANNOT PLAY MAPLE AT AUNT'S HOUSE!"

7. Whats your mum's name?
Jaslyn Choong

8. What colour shirt are you wearing?
White. I love whiteeee. White is pure but I'm DEFINITELY not pure.

9. What was the last thing you drank?
Hmmm... how long was that? i think it was Ginger Beer from yesterday. Omg I am dehydrated.

10. If you could go back in time to change something, would you?
Of course. I will make sure that I can go back to Genting and make my balls shrink one more time.

11. Have a crazy side?
Are you kidding me? Of course i have lah. Ask the Horneh Family. They also all siao like me one.

12. Ever had a near death experiencE?
Nope. I learnt how to swim when I was 5 and I could ride a bike when I was 4.

13. Something you do alot?
Playing DotA and watching TV.

14. Angry at anyone?
No.

15. Do you wanna see somebody right now?
Yes.

16. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
I dunno anyone hu has the same b'day as me but my cousin almost same b'day as me. 1 day diff.

17.Last time you cried?
Dunno. forgot liao. But i don't really cry when I'm in pain. i think that's pointless.

18. Who are you talking to right now ?
YiLun

19. Do you have dimples ?
No.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?
Curves. Hahaha.

21. What do you usually order from starbucks?
I don't like Starbucks.

22. What's your biggest secret?
Hmmmm... If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret, would it?

23. Favourite movie?
10,000 BC.

24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Sometimes kiddy movies. Sometimes TV Shows.

25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
I just finished lunch, dude. And i don't like to drink water. I like to blow Bubblegum.

26. What do you think is irritating right now ?
Chinese Elearning.

27. What's your favourite smell?
The smell of Durians.

28. Describe your life in 2 words, what would it be?

29. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
No. I'm too young okay. Ever heard of NC16?

30. Do you like rain?
Yeah. I practically LOVE rain. i can do anything in rain. Indoors, Outdoors, WHO CARES?!

31. What are you thinking of now?
Finish this shitty quiz.

10 ppl to do:
Jonyi [haha double sabo-ed by Tania and me.]
RaeHsiang
Bryan
YuJia
Vanessa
Kaline
Florence
Anna
Venise
Janice

ok. gonna stop here.
shooo.
go study.
cos i gonna study too.
haha.

more tests

2008-06-04T02:51:00.000-07:00

yo im back just came back from kfc and im STUFFEDDDDD.
just read tanias blog and decided i shld do some (or maybe all)
haha.

You Are Smores

Unusual and unconventional, you make your strange ways work for you.

You've got personality - no one's denying that!

What Dessert Are You Most Like?

and this...

You Are 12% Emo

You're the furthest thing from emo. Sensitivity is not something you exactly cultivate... and you can't imagine weeping over song lyrics.

Are You Emo?

haha and what superhero i would be...

Your Superpower Should Be Manipulating Fire

You are intense, internally driven, and passionate.

Your emotions are unpredictable - and they often get the better of you.

Both radiant and terrifying, people are drawn to you.

At your most powerful, you feel like the world belongs to you.

Why you would be a good superhero: You are obsessive enough to give it your all

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Your moodiness would make it difficult to control your powers

What Should Your Superpower Be?

and my ideal job,

Your Career Personality: Detail-Oriented, Observant, and Hard-Working

Your Ideal Careers:

Designer

Family counselor

Independent store owner

Interior decorator

Museum curator

Nurse

Preschool teachers

Social worker

Stay at home parent

Teacher

The Quick and Dirty Career Test

haha. i already know they wouldnt have my ideal job cos my ideal job is to be a bomb maker. (?) my mom always scold me: "what job oso can, this job cannot. u siao de ahr? got so many jobs, u want to be a BOMB MAKER?!" lol lah. and a bomb maker is different from a terrorist okay. a bomb maker MAKES BOMBS while a terrorist USES BOMBS. and i will never work for terrorists okay cos i intend to work for the government cos my opinion of the government and country; pure weak. they think for every man and dude out there to cover 3 years of ns and the contry will be saved from nuclear missles and shit? dream on, dream on, PM Lee. dream on. like mr soon says, between cars and your body, u lose. so do u think between ns dudes and nuclear missles, ns dudes will win? come on. they cant even take down a car. so stop dreaming and bloody hell make some TNT and stuff!

and guess how sexy am i? lol.

You Are 93% Sexy

Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!

Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.

You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.

How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

and what kind of first impression i make...

You Make a Great First Impression

You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones.

Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly.

Even if you're not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to.

Whether you were born this way or had to work to get here, you are definitely charismatic.

You're popular and well liked. People definitely look forward to being around you.

Your social connections bring you a full and rich life. You understand how important it is to make a lasting impression.

What Kind of First Impression Do You Make?

omg im addicted to these things! and the recent tst i took said that i was only 63% or 64% (i forgot which one, but who cares? just 1% only.) vain okayy. so stop saying im zi lian. and the next test says what kind of artist i shld be, so maybe i guess photography artist or abstract artist? haha. that time home econs test me and kwa zhi ying anyhow make a sandwich den i dunno what dressing to apply den i just borrow chia wei liang and eng xuan's sweet and sour sauce and throw a whole chunk on. the teacher den ask why so messy then kaline said cos i in art club mah and that is called abstract art. LOL lah.

You Should Be Fashion Designer

Although you're offbeat and artistic, you have a good eye for trends

You can figure out new incredible clothes to create... that will sell well!

What Sort of Artist Should You Be?

guess what? im a fashion desginer! haha. we dun study putting nice clothes together in art club but who cares? i love clothes. uh-huh. uh-huh. uh-huh. but what my mom says really confuses me. she says the more unmatched the clothes i wear, the better they look on me. o.o wth? and the worlds shortest personality test.

Your Personality Profile

You are happy, driven, and status conscious.

You want everyone to know how successful you are.

Very logical, you see life as a game of strategy.

A bit of a loner, you prefer to depend on yourself.

You always keep your cool and your composure.

You are a born leader and business person.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

what colour my heart is...

Your Heart Is Red

You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.

Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!

Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy

Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing

Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense

What you bring to relationships: Honesty

What Color Heart Do You Have?

-.- duh. of course my heart is red. and tania, look. im honest okay. trust me. im not lying at all. i will never lie to my friends because i know i trust them and i know they trust me.

You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.

Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.

You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.

You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

AND WHAT THE F*CK!? IM A EUNUCH?! OK THIS THING TOTALLY EMBARRASSES ME AND IM SO GONNA QUIT HERE. OK. IM GONNA STOP COS MY GODSISTER AND MY BRO ARE COUINTING DOWN FROM 10 TO 0 SO THAT I CAN GIVE THEM THE COM. SO, FINE I'LL STOP HERE. AND IM NOT A EUNUCH OKAY.

2008-06-03T22:57:00.000-07:00

hi all.
in malaysia now.
so dont blame me.
for my blog being dead.
just blame someone else.
who isnt me.

and i got a few qns for 1empathy ppl (inclusive of miss ho and miss chia.)
who are the ppl who have to do the newspaper thing?
pls reply on my tagboard okay cos ITS URGENT.
cos im a bit blur now.
i so scared i still got hmwk nvr do.
cos i have already decided.
i will not 'de guo qian guo' anymore.
and for the first time in my life, i will hand in hmwk puntually.
and it will continue.
until i am out of cchms.
and why is miss ho not posting the content page?
i believe everyone shld be like S.O.S-ing for the content page liao.
so miss ho...
JIAYOU OKAY.
cos im waiting too.
haha.

ONE MORE THING.
my tagboard is not being under spammage attack from alien spammers.
just some SIBEI WULIAO PPL WHO GOT NO OTHER THING TO DO... (hint hint to jonyi...)
ok. im gonna stop here.

oh yeah.
last thing.
my blogskin is finally changed.
uh-huh. oh yeah.
but still incomplete.
so will little bit messy.
but at leaast no more choir music.
haha.

ah gong's new addiction

2008-05-17T01:06:00.000-07:00

hi.
im back.
and i discovered a new thing. ah gong addicted to my posts.
wakakakakakaka.
i can manupilate her mind liao
-.-
im getting lame.
oh yeah.
and i love mariah carey.
she rockkkks.
and her new hit 'Touch My Body' owns.
and one more thing.
the lyrics are horny.
can this get any better?

Touch My Body by Mariah Carey
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lyrics:
~~~~~~

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I know that you've been waiting for me
I'm waiting too
In my imagination I'd be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me 102
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature's through the roof

If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause they be all up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
I'll hug your body tighter
Than my favorite jeans
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea

If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause they be all up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Imma treat you like a teddy bear
You won't wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury
Laying intertwined with me
You won't want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty of joy
Touch my body

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh oh oh oh yeah
Touch my body...(x2)
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shiok not.
and my mom found a cup.
which is so funny.
cos it is in the shape of a boob.
yes.
a boob.
the nipple on the breast kind of boob.
and guess how u drink the content?
u suck the nipple.
LOL!
f*cking funny cans?!
ok lah. suitable for me.
haha.
maybe the next english oral show and tell i bring to school lah.
at most tio detention.
haha.
and inside put HL milk.
lol.
show hm ec teacher.
ask her wan try anot.
oh yeah.
and i changed my idols for chinese and eng artistes.
eng shld be tata young bahs.
chinese is guo jing.
tata young is HOT.
i like guo jing's voice.
her song 'li kai' is so nice lah.

/continued:/

na*eh ji*ai lah.
i really never see lah.
ask me off com.
damn the bloody f*cking shit lah.
say i wan go play games.
hu play com games now.
and i use mac play wat games?
knn.
get your facts right.
before you scold ppl.

2008-05-08T18:14:00.000-07:00

hey guys gotta show eu this vid. its touching lah. and the song is nice lah. and i find this thing touching. its from the coach carter movie. wheeeee~ i love that movie... and this one. this poem.

Our Deepest Fear by Marianne Williamson.
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We are all meant to shine, as children do.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone.
And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

touching right? lols... i tot i always so no feelings de. wtf. cant imagine that i can tok abt this kind of thing. byut ten movie was great. and one more thing. the french movie SUCKED. i dun even understand this kinda shit. I LEARN GERMAN. NOT FRENCH. SO YOU SHOWING ME THIS SHIT, DOES NOT HELP ME, OR ANYONE IN ANY WAY. THANK YOU.

and i dun geddit ppl, why do they fire the baldie guy. and why is the guy who is the rebellious one but can sing very well de so gay de ahr? sing until so high de note. venise oso cannot hit lah...

ok. ok. u wanna hear the song. sure i let eu hear de song. wait ahr...

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nice...

ok. stopping here. i gonna try to remove the choir music for my blog. its getting on my nerves.

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ok. got this from raes blog. hey i feel addicted to quizzes...
poor rae. tio ripped of everything.
nvm.
hu gives a damn abt her.
lol. kidding. wahhhh... sian ah. dunno wat to do at home.
can someone tell me wat to?
or u all can gimme some chio bu's blog not can go there and tagg.
arghh..
i need help.
with my blogging.
im lame
im a lame guy.
oh no. im lame.
no, im not lame.
oh yes, i am lame.
omfg. wat am i doing?
by doindg this it proves that im lame.
so what do i do???
tell u all i need help liao lor.
dun believe me.
see lah?!
'RAE ALL YOUR FAULT LAH! SEE LAH!'

hais now i doing some lame stuff...
lying facing up to the ceiling on the bed...
take a elastic hairband...
shoot...
hit the ceiling...
catch...
*repeats*

*shoot* *hit* *catch*
*shoot* *hit* *catch*
*shoot* *hit* *catch*
*shoot* *hit* *catch*
*shoot* *hit* *catch*
*shoot* *hit* *catch*

haiz... eh?!
wat am i supposed to do ahr?
wait...
*scrolls up*
*scrolls back down*
oh yeah.
a quiz.
ok.
here it is. (ripped from rae's blog.)

1. Honestly, what color is your wallet?
- light blue.

2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
- *voice in my mind* "wow. this shit quiz is lame man. shouldnt have ripped it off.*

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
- listening to 'hope' by twista featuring faith evans and doing this quiz =__=''

4. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
- DUH?! ARE U KIDDING ME?! *lol...*

5. Honestly, have you done something bad?
- yes. i answered your questions. and thats bad. cos this is supposed to be for retards only.

6. Honestly, who do you love the most?
- my mom. -.-

7. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
- pawning ppl in dota. and so far the only thing that has made me SUPER SUPER SUPER HAPPY is that i pawned marvin at lvl 1.

8. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
- yah. cannot issit? are you discriminating against ppl hu bite nails? i complain to MOPOPWBN (ministry of protection of ppl who bite nails) den u noe.

9. Honestly, did you call your girlfriend everyday?
- which one? the current one or the week before's? or the week before the week before's? i think almost everyday bah.

10. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
- yes. you. i wanna know hu makes me do such a stupid thing and waste my time that will never go back again.

11. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
- yah. i like madonna and i like will.i.am.

12. Honestly, do you have a "friend" you don't actually like?
- f*ck lah. ask me to act like a hypocrite. and i hate hypocrites.

13. Honestly, are you loyal?
- u mean to what? frens or... frens i am. the ~beep~ thing, i AM NOT.

14. Honestly, are you confused with your feelings?
- err... NO.

15. Honestly, who would you wanna be with right now?
- MY FRENS.

16. Honestly, do you like someone?
- yah.

17. Honestly, does anyone like you?
- how i noe lah?! AND I ASK YOU. 'HONESTLY, DO YOU EVER STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS THAT START WITH HONESTLY?!'

18. Honestly, are you an easy-going person?
- come and try me after u piss me off. i'll be waiting. u dun coem look for me i oso go look for eu ahr. but normally, i am n easy-going person.

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*Crying*

1. When was the last time you really cried?
- 1 or 2 months ago. (?)

2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
- yup.

4. What usually makes you cry?
- *no comments.*

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*Happiness*
1. Are you normally a happy person?
- dunno. maybe.

2. What can make you happy?
- really dunno. oh yeah. eating too much chocolate ice-cream will make me HIGH HIGH HIGH.

3. Does being with your friends make you happy?
-oh yes.

ok. gonna stop here. going blog-hopping liao. and carry on with my elastic band thingy game with the ceiling.

quizzy quizzy

2008-05-05T21:42:00.001-07:00

just saw this at bryan shlang's blog so decided t' rip the whole piece off.

i am shling. nick is shlong. and bryan is shlang.
omfg. wat am i tokking abt? lets carry on.

The Childish Quiz
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[ ] Sleep with a stuffed animal. ( i sleep with my bro. not stuffed toys.)

[X] Eat sugary cereal for breakfast. (sometimes lah. so i am not childish okay. well, maybe a little.)

[ ] Watch Saturday Morning cartoons. (rather play dota.)

[X] Is afraid of the dark. (not afraid to tell u i AM afraid of the dark. and my house got ghost de. dat time i place a orange pen in my pen holder and go out watch show. come back into teh room. i heard the sound of a pen dropping and i saw the orange pen on the table. not my bro okay. he was outside watching TV. not my parents too. they watching TV too. not my ah ma lah. she sleeping.)

[X] Love the color pink. (wheeeeee~ just look at my blog!)

[ ] Never get in fights with your parents. (no. i am guai kia. like eng xuan. eng xuan and meng shuen. FRENS FOREVER!)

[X] Think ice cream for lunch is perfectly reasonable. (why not?!)

[ ] Hug often. (u mean with hu? my parents or...)

[ ] Cry about stupid things. (i think this thing takes me for an idiot. well, i am an idiot and you dun need to take me for an idiot cos i already am an idiot.)

[ ] Use the "sad eyes" on your parents. (they will say; "dun gimme the eyes. dun gimme the eyes." if i contine with the eyes den will tio char kuay tiao liao loh.)

[ ] Have a goldfish as a pet. (Nope. i have a terrapin called gui gui named by my bro after ah wangs tortoise. and he likes ah wang. so he named it that.)

[X] Wear slippers. (hu doesn't?)

[ ] Are attracted to shiny objects. (nope that's bryan.)

[ ] Think happy faces are cute. (oh yeah. i like kawaii girls. and they are happy always. so they're cute.)

[ ] Shower less than three times a week. (WTF! HU'S DAT GUY?! HE MUST HAVE PRETTY SMELLY B.O. DONCH U THINK.)

[ ] Take bubble baths. (LOL. i no bath tub. T____T but i find it a waste of time anyway. Wan oso take jacuzzi. Much much much more betta. XDD)

[X] Think it is fun to catch bugs. (LOL! i love bugs can?! i like to catch den use to scare ppl. once caught a millipede den played with it by making it run on my fingers. my teacher caught me and den ask me to throw away. but that teacher LOVED bugs. and he was my favourite teacher; although he can be a bit grouchy sometimes...)

[ ] Know how to take the stinger out of a bee. (if i tried that, i wouldnt be here blogging.)

[ ] Use a life jacket when you go swimming. (lol... r u kidding me?! gold star guy nid floats?!)

[ ] Make daisy necklaces/bracelets when you go to the park. (*silent* no comments.)

[ ] Love the game 'Rock, Paper,Scissors. (no comments too.)

[X] Listen to Britney Spears and NSync ( BRITNEY RAWWWKKKS! "GIMME MORE GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME MORE." BUT I DUNNO WHOS NSYNC. AND ONE MORE THING, 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!')

[ ] Watch Spongebob Squarepants. ( yup.)

[ ] Dream about going to amusement parks (i think if i tried those kinda rides in escape theme park, im gonna hurl my cookies. and my balls will SHRINK. and bryan will take the chance to rape me. cos he like 'small ball-ed' ppl like nick ho.)

[X] Likes doing crazy things esp. when bored. (oh yea! dota crazy things. i like... pawn teh guy until he wan quit game i oso dun allow him. or else i defame him on internet. and on battle.net. thats a serious thing. ppl will say u noob de leh. and i will wait for him to spawn out den kill him agan, send him back to the 'longkang'. i dun even want to push. i just wanna kill the hero can liao. farming not fun de. not exciting de. AND FARMERS SUCK!

Total:8

Now count up all your x's and multiply it by 5.
That is how childish you are. {40}

yay. i lower den bryan. i only 40. bryan 45. lol. tell everyone his score go smear his name. ok. i gotta off mac liao if not my bro see wan play. and he's having exams. mai mom say canot let him play or play in fron of him or let him see or she confiscate the macbook. so there.

dota madness

2008-05-05T21:03:00.000-07:00

hello.
im back.
yeps. im back.
and i wanna cry.
cos later i gotta go to third lang and listen to some german bastard talk crap.
and while everyone is playing dota.
and i cannot.
wat is the world coming to?!
i get to go to german class (which is an examinable subject, mind you.) and they get to do a first blood, dominating and godlike.
wtf.
and i tell u wat.
u got see ppl liek yilun hu wan challenge me in dota and dun let me use my heroes anot?

>>FLAsHbaCK TO YeSTeRdAY mORnInG<<

i tell him i use vengeful spirit, he scared i pawn him.
den i tell him i use anti-mage. he say he scared too.
den i say, 'fine i use enchantress which i have been learning secretly to own then pros. and he say cannot oso.
den wat eu wan me to use?!
goblin techies ahr?
eh. wait. not bad oso.
can plant mine at secret recipe shop.
LOL! ROFL! LMAO!
and i show u smth abt dota.
i noe u are getting pissed abt me tokking abt dota. but this is FUNNILY IMPOSSIBLE.

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k got it.
see see. funny lah.

wth!!! stop at 00:09~00:10. look at how many chicken he summon. and pause at 01:06 and see wat the chickens do...
they pawn the roshan using dagon. how is that possible?!
he do gold 9999999. crazy guy.
but funny. wait i show u all something. oso funny. sure laff.

lol! watch 02:21 to 02:30. lol! black guy tio taupok and den whole leg tio crush by team members!
noob.
arghhh... so sian now.
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ok. thats it for my post. you just wasted 10 minutes of your life reading this.
have a nice day.

2008-04-28T03:48:00.000-07:00

hi. back again. i using macbook now and i am damn irritated with it.

why?

ask me.

"ok, mengshuen. why?" you may ask.

ok.

i'll tell you why.

cos i tried to go to third lang website for elearning on thurs.

and i was late to enter... around 4.45pm... (it was supposed to start at 4.30pm...)

OK I NOE WAT YOU'RE THINKING!

"HAHA MENG GOT RETRIBUTION! PLAY DOTA FORGOT ABT THE TIME DEN LATE!" U WILL SURELY CONFIRM, DAMN CONFIRM. EXTRA CONFIRM SAY DE.

BUT I WAS NOT.

I AM GUAI KIA NOW OKAYYS. =]

I COME HOME FROM MYE LATE MAH. RUSH HOME ALREADY 4.45PM LIAO LEH. AND I DIDNT EVEN BATHE OKAY. I JUST CHIONG-ED.

AND TO MY SURPRISE...

THE PAGE WAS BLANK.

YES.

BLANK.

JUST A WHITE SHEET KIND OF BLANK.

'CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW TO SEE YOUR LESSONS.' IT SAID.

I FIND IT FCKING DUMB.

I CANT EVEN SEE THE DAMN LINKS FOR HEAVENS SAKE! THEN IF I CANT EVEN SEE THE LINKS, HOW CAN I CLICK THE DAMN BLOODY PIECE OF SH*T?!

*PANTING HARDLY FROM OVER-REACTING*

ok meng. cool down...

just for fun i show u all soemthing u all can try... its a THING i took from tania's blog.

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ok. here it is.
[and im gonna be totally RIDICULOUS in my answers(?!)]

NAME 20 that you can think of :

[1] Rae
[2] Jun Lin
[3] Kenny Kwa
[4] Kaline
[5] Bryan
[6] XinHao Habils
[7] YuJia
[8] Tania
[9] Debbie :)
[10]Qun Tian
[11] Venise
[12] Andrew
[13] Yuan An
[14] Jon Yi
[15] Chantel
[16] Regina
[17] Ming Siew
[18] Eng Xuan
[19]Beth (My Cousin) (age: 5 months old.)
[20] Ernest

1) When did you met #04?
beginning of the year lah. noob shit survey thingy. ask me such a stupid question. i tot u are com programmed. and coms know ANYTHING. SO YOU ARE ASKING ME SOMETHING THAT IS REDUNDANT. AND THAT IS TAKING ME AS AN IDIOT. AND I AM NO IDIOT COS I AM SMARTER THEN YOU, BASTARD!

2) Would you date #07?
nope. cos she only likes ppl like andrew... (hey, andrew. i helping you ok... dun come and 'hantam' me at school ahr...)

3) Have you ever been in a serious relationship with #07?
tell u no liao lor. fcker.

4) What will you do if you nv had never met #01?
ooo... thats a hard one... then i wouldnt know there would be someone as pro as her hu could just make the keys of the w580i just pop out of the keypad.

5) What will you do if #02 and #09 dated?
they dun even know each other, u bastard.

6) Did you ever like #19?
she's just a baby. you're just a stupid piece of shit arent you? asking stupid questions. and thats underage okay. and incest too. "i'm telling!" you're encouraging me to commit incest and do underage stuff. and that's ILLEGAL!

7) Would #06 and #17 be a good couple?
maybe... i dont know... nobody knows what could happen IN THE FUTURE... *emphasises on the word 'future'* *gives lao tee koh smile*

8) Do you think #08 is attractive?
fck lah! make me tell all my secrets! ok. shes attractive. ok.

9) Would #6 & #17 make a gd couple?
repeat lah. i said MAYBE!!! MAYBE! MAYBE! HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT ME TO REPEAT MYSELF?! ARGHHHHH! IM GOING MAD OVER MYE AND HERE U R TRYING TO IRRITATE ME TILL I DIE! JUN IS IRRITATING ENOUGH TO FLICK MY EAR UNTIL IT TURNS RED. (AND IS FCKING PAINFUL CANS!? TURN RED LEH! WAT U THINK!?)

10) Wad language does #15 speaks?
ermm... chinese, english, malay, tamil, german, spanish, japanese, french, dutch, greek, italian, korean, higher chinese, even higher chinese, higher than even higher chinese, and the highest chinese of all.
[two of the above. make a choice]

11) Who is #09 going out with?
i dunno. but she's chio. always available. i give u the phone no. 999. call liao den say looking for debbie chua. sure tio hanged up.

"u think this is a joke? no! its not a joke! many ppl are waiting to be saved and here u are wasting time! many ppl could die because of your irresponsibility!" actually he is wasting more time by talking crap to ppl hu will be so lame to do that eg. andrew chua (?!)... hu should just hang up or most likely, u will hang up to avoid wasting more time cos u apparently care more abt singaporeans than the policemen.

12) How old is #16?
ownself go ask her. i dunno. i really dunno. i really really really dunno.
ok lah. see u so pathetic tell u lah. 13. wahahahahahahahahaha! rofl. lol. lmao.

13) When is the last time you talked to #13?
today, u ass.

14) What is #02's favourite band or singer?
maybe jay chou.

15) Would you date #10?
oh yes. oh yes, i will. cos im gay. you are a dumb ass. but i am humiliating myself by doing this cos only idiots do this kind of sh*t.

Choose 5 ppl to do this :um,those who have blog?
[dun wan leh. wat can u do? ask them to take themselves from my blog lah. fcking piece of bloody dripping sh*t.]

ok. i go study for matheatics test liao. i hope i fail. oh yes. i hope i fail.

den my pain will end. and i transfer to tkss. den can play dota like nobody's business. cos all of the students, regardless of boy or girl, PLAY DOTA! and i will thrash. oh yes. oh yes i will.

LOL ROFL LOL ROFL...

2008-04-12T22:04:00.000-07:00

lol... today saw a guy with damn long hair cans on teh mrt. he was liek teh fringe dunno until wat length larhs. but it is even LONGER than kenny kwas finge lah.... (imagine the length...)

and i tell eu his hair is so long that ahr i spent teh time taken from eunos to tampines asking myself whetehr he is a dude anot larhs...

argghhhhhh... nothing to blog. my powers... no!!!!

i will not lose to lee chang jin in the power of blogging! i will not lose!

yesterday teh bazaar damn fun sia. poured water on andrew, xinghao, yujia, me, me and me. i was soaked lah. and i dun dare go into teh 4cr haunted house lah... i scared. ok. i admit. i scared. happy now?! jeanette liew will be damn happeeeee to see me lao kui... den i always tot ernest will kill me in dota lah. den he use lightning revenent (gay hero) and i use drow ranger... hahah i hut him ahr... he lvl 10 i already lvl 14.

and i pwned marvin at lvl 1. wtf. ok. tell eu wat happened... dun gan jiong... me and ernest one team, marvin and one computer normal mode one team. i use anti-mage and ernest use vengeful spirit. marvin use soulkeeper and com use dwarven sniper...

lvl 1 i pwn him like this... he and ernest fight fight fight until he no more health liao. den he still fight like a noob lah. and den i use anti-mage blink and whack him den he die... wheeeeee... first blood sia... and marvin was like, 'wtf wtf wtf wtf! i din even see eu lah! how come eu can whack me der?!' (i deeply regret ks ernest on first blood cos he damn ke lian lah... help me ding the dwarven snipers assassinate. so sorry ernest...)

yay! bu zhi bu jue my blogging skills came back! i just need a topic to blog about! yay! hu dare dota me now? i dare eng xuan's cousin jon coem fight me lah. i can even pawn ernest the god of dota! hu dare fight me now?!

muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*beep* *connection to internet lost* *singtel bastard interrupts*

"due to miss ho pissed off of meng tokking about dota, she has hacked the system and now the meng can no longer tok about dota!yay! teh world is saved from his crap!"

joking lah miss ho! teehee!(copy teh niga higa... lol rofl! lol rofl!)

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and miss ho is a dota farmer!
FARMER [IN DOTA SLANG]: kill creeps dun kill hero.
: small balls. a.k.a hum ji.

yey... tmr got tition but tuition homework havent do cos lazy to do... -.-

2008-04-05T05:06:00.000-07:00

aiyah... sian can. today go and do tombsweeping at chinese cemetary den suddenly miss ho sms me. she almost scared teh shit outta me; wa lao eh. u r in a cemetery. its dark. its in the morning. and someone sms-es u. and its sms alert sound is spongebob theme. o nice and cute~

ok i amwriting crap and all of you ppl are reading me writing crap. and one more thing... xiaxue rules okay. she rules lah. mai bastard brotehr is at it again. he is iritating me by readin what i am posting now. and he does it everytime. i guess he never ever heard of privacy. ok. mai father wants me to shut down the mac. so ok. im gonna make this short before he comes running to me with a chopper and removes my kidney forcefully. and one more thing. mai pri school teacher says that jeanette has a deep, dark secret. and it is...

she likes me. i was like wtf. when did she ever liek me? she didnt even tok to me in pri school lah. ok. maybe mr tan was tokking cock. and he even haha-ed after he said that. ok. 100% sure. HE WAS TOKKING COCK. ok. mr tan. if you're reading this, i tell u... i dun believe you.

sian dunno wat to blog abt lah...
but i wan mai blog to be live!
and i wan ppl to be addicted to mai blog. (although it lags their entire computer system. but who cares. my macbook doesn't lag... so hell man. wanna read dun wan read, your choice. and if u r really my blogder---------> (blog reader) fan, you will even make your com lag till u get killed by snails in maplesea. cos mai posts are addicting like crack, heroin and marijuana.)

ok. mai dad is holding up the chopper already. and he removes the kidney. OH HE SCORES! WHAT A GOAL! MR KOH GRABS THE CHOPPER BY THE HAND AND SLICES THE ABDOMEN APART, REMOVES THE KIDNEY AND FINISHES OF WITH A BICYCLE SLASH! YAY!

ok. i'm gonna stop here now. cos i am weak. and dun have strength, cos my body is lacking one kidney and cannot stand on its own with only one kidn...

BANG! * Meng falls to the ground with his abdomen bleeding, and father hires a tailor to sew up the abdomen and he uses anesthesia without my permission. against indian law okay.*

do i look like i give a damn about your bloody dog?!

2008-04-03T22:21:00.000-07:00

ok. lets make it clear to everyone wat happened. we were like waiting for the IB recording on monday and we had to stay back. jeanette liew come look for me say she tell me something. she say she wun scold me but i oso cannot scold her. i agreed. she asked me to change my post abt her dog. she say very insulting. she say she dun keep her dog in a a cage. and i was thinking: do u think i look like a give a damn abt your bloody dog?

jeanette liew. u better stop spamming mai tagboard or i will make sure that u r dead ( i am not gonna kill you with a penknife like u said i was going to in pri 6). wat u r doing is not only proving that u r highly immature, it oso means that your EQ sucks. i noe mai EQ sucks. i nvr say mine damn good. so u better mind your own business and stop all these crap.

ok. maybe the disclaimer not big enuff for you to see. so i give u sumthing big enuff. (if u cant see, you're blind.)

I WILL NOT CHANGE MAI POST OKAY SO U BETTER STOP ALL THESE NONSENSE. IF U DUN WANNA SEE, DEN DUN SEE. NOBODY'S FOCING U ANYWAY.OK.
U SAW THAT? OK. I AM DAMN PISSED AND THE PPL IN THE LIBRARY ARE LOOKING AT ME WIERDLY SO I TELL U JEANETTE LIEW.

STOP YOUR NONSENSE. AND BTW MR PRESTON TAN KNOWS THIS. AND HE LOL-ED ABT IT ON MSN XD XD NOOBIE.

/continued/

yay. im back. and im still pissed. so this proves how much u will anger me when u soam my tagboard. so the david guy hu spammed my tagboard shall die. i shall write his name onto the DEATH NOTE and he shall die of suicide. wahahahahahahaha. wahahahahahahahaha! and i hereby declare that every tuesday is Hate The Dogs Day! u can do wateva you want to dogs on this day. and if u dun dare to whack a doberman or a st. bernards on teh head cos you're scared that it just whops off your thigh, u can try shih tzus or u can try poodles and other toy dogs, like just smash it on the head with a rubber hammer or something like that. haha later SPCA come look for me ahr...but i nvr tried tat before, so they dun have the right to catch me. but i would really lke to try. teehee. and i think that most singaporean dog owners are dumb people. when they keep a dog, they keep a small and dwarfed one. like me. and that small and dwarfed dog cannot bite someone. if it bites, it can only bite off a guys finger.

but think about a dog like this...

http://images.google.com.sg/imgres?imgurl=http://www.meddy.com/pancho/images/nickie_l.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.meddy.com/pancho/&h=620&w=504&sz=186&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=fv06Sj6W6y6QDM:&tbnh=136&tbnw=111&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfierce%2Bdoberman%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

and when it bites your thigh, its over for you. wheeeeeeee~ you can never walk like a normal person ever again. isn't it nice? but toy dogs like the small little crapload dogs like the chihuahua, the english toy spaniel, pug, etc. etc. when there is a burglary, the burglar can just grab the dog and smash it towards a wall and you will have a plate of SMASHED AND MINCED toufu. thank you.

this is an example of how little dogs that have totally NO POWER TO BITE OFF A GUYS CHEEK get thrashed like nothing.

for the best part, pls fast foward to 00:23. or u might just wanan watch teh whole clip if u have the time.

(paisei to all dog lovers but i REALLY hate dogs. their fluffy fluffy fur makes my nose itch and itch and itch and ha-choo. out comes my snot and all. and i have morning sinus. so dun offend me in the morning cos i am usually very, very pissed off because of my stupid nose.)

wheeeeeeeee~ imagine how the dog felt when it was thrown off the overpass. thats why. so, the moral of the story is: if u wanna buy a dog, buy a hell big dog that can just rip your hand apart like nobody's business in like 30 seconds, not a toy dog that is virtually useless and can only get thrown down overpasses.

Andrew. u are damn funny lah. HARDCORE. tio prank osos dunno. hee hee

2008-04-02T03:58:00.000-07:00

yay mai blog is damn live lah j think it is like updated everyday...

today went to tampines mall to buy the black cloth to do teh banner and then ended up playing there more than buying teh stuff. i first go buy the white spray paint, den i use the spray paint go spray things; LOL kenny kwa go take the white spray paint and spray paint the green dust bin at the canteen. and he is LAME.

i think i worse lah i go and spray paint the nata de coco from the fruit jelly. it happened to drop out lah. den i tried to make it look liek it had sugar snow sprinkled all over it. so i spray painted it. and it turned from translucent to OPAQUE. wahahaha.

and now i tell u why andrew is super funny.

andrew was liek msging yujia telling him that qun tian pangsei him and he damn buay song. den yujia ask hikm y qun tian pangsei him. den he say qun tian watching kaline doing basketball practice now (or something like that.). den raehsing snatch yujias phjone and reply him...

-on the MRT train from tampines going to eunos for me and yujia. aljunied for rae-

rae (using yujia's phone): thats good. thats real good.

andrew: den qun tian watching kaline doing basketball practice.

rae: thats cool. thats real cool.

andrew: ?

rae (now using her own phone): '?' wat '?'

andrew: hu r u?

rae: *laughing and say haha he dunno mai no. so i can prank until he siao!* i am yujia's boyfriend.

andrew: so?

rae: so you can forget abt the happy memories u all had together.

andrew: we didnt even have happy memories together and i dont even giva a f*ck about what she does (or something liek that)

rae: does this look like a happy face? *pulls her cheeks up to form a smile*( and it is adpted from 'crazy asian mother' on youtube.

LOLOLOLOL. andrew u r damn noob lah. dun even noe hu dat guy is and u go and tok to him. u r really a NOOB. wahahaha. wat if it is a guy? a scary guy? a dark and short guy? a guy hu is standing at 1.58 metres? a guy hu is limping in the left leg? a guy hu is the leader of dunno wat gang? haha. u all guessed hu is he? actually i can write more abt him. but i scared 'he' come look for me. dat time den funny liao. ok later u all go watch crazy asian mother. ok.

i think i wanna end here. i dun feel liek posting anymore cos i nid to do my geography project or i will have to prepare to get castrated or to have MY KIDNEY REMOVED ILLEGALLY BY A HALF INDIAN AND HALF CANADIAN DOCTOR.( OH NO I AM INSULTING INDIANS AND CANADIANS. BUT HU CARES. HEE HEE. JOKING JOKING. DUN COME LOOK FOR ME OKAY. I AM NOT FREE COS I AM BEING CASTRATED AT THE MOMENT. PLS LEAVE A MESSGAE AFTER THE TONE. *TOOT*) WITHOUT MY F*CKING PERMISSION. AND THE DOCTOR WILL SAY I GOT STONES IN MY GALL BLADDER. AND I DONT EVEN NOE WAT HAPPENED TO ME. COS HE USED ANESTHESIA ON ME. WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. AGAIN. WTFFFFFF. THAT DOCTOR IS A SICK MAN. SO HE SHOULD JUST GO AND REMOVE HIS OWN STONE FROM HIS OWN GALL BLADDER. OR I WILL GET MOLESTED ON THE BUS 197. AND I WILL KICK THE MAN ON THE LEG. AND THE MAN WILL KEEP ON WALKING, PROVING HE DID MOLEST ME.

-IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT INTERRUPION!-

"REMOVING SOMEONE'S KIDNEY WITHOUT HIS OR HER PERISSION IS WRONG! GIVING A PERSON ANESTHESIA WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION IS WRONG! CASTRATING A PERSON HU IS WRITING SO MUCH CRAP (HU APPARENTLY SEEMS TO BE ME) IS CORRECT! KILLING A PERSON SO SUAVE THAT HE OUTSHINES GLORIOUS ME, THE HOLY ONE OF IB, IS CORRECT!"

-ANNOUNCEMENT ENDS-

SO MANY BAD THINGS CAN HAPEN TO ME IN ONE DAY. SO WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU THEN? *GIVES THE CHEE KOH PEK LOOK*

OMG. I THINK I WILL GET KILLED BECOS OF ALL THESE CRAP. OK. OK. JOKING JOKING. DUN TAKE IT SO HARD. JUST TRYING TO CHEER PPL UP. SO DUN GIMME DETENTION PLS? PRETTY PLS? PRETTY PLS WITH A CHERRY ON TOP? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I AM SO HUMOUROUS. NO WONDER SO MANY GIRLS IN CHUNG CHENG LIKE ME. HEE HEE. ZI KUA SIA. PRO MAH WAT TO DO. OK. I AM WRITING CRAP.

LOL. ROFL. LOL. ROFL.

so i think i AM gonna stop here. ok. bye.

bye.

bye.

House Of The Dead 1 original game review by me. (and i can solo the game all by myself.)

2008-03-31T04:34:00.001-07:00

i feel like my blog is alive agan.

its good right?

yeah. great. tmr getting progress report. and ms ho calling my parents. and im gettign emo now. shit. ok. gonna tok abt wat happen at junction 8. we play arcade. damn personnel at teh arcade. say wear school pants cant come in. den change to pe shorts, red colour logo put at the back, (which means wearing the pe shorts opposite way round.) rofl. den use sling bag put low low cover the logo. den tot teh personnel cant see. but the personnel saw. sent me out. kenny kwa lend me his jersey shorts. which was teh shorts he wore for running and said it looked like a piece of underwear. den finally can enter. but damn gay. play house of the dead 4 which is my fave game @ arcade with kenny kwa. his grading at teh end of first lvl was E. my grading was B. wahahahahahhaha. he damn enthu. but still lose me. he whole day say chiong ahr chiong ahr... in the end, hand ache more den me, but grading still lose me. lollll. noob lah.

kk. show u all house of the dead 1, the first hotd game i played. i started teh game when i was 8 and got addicted to it slowly. i play with my coucin at teh starting 2 players den can win, den change to another cousin who got lesser power, still can win, i do most of teh shooting, den can solo the whole game liao. ( i mean hotd 1. not hotd4. hotd4 is too hard. wakao 6 boss. last boss u guess got how many lives?

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2 lives u can fight. 1 more life reborn wan open pandora's box. in 1 player, the james sacrifice himself and jump into the last boss the dunno where and died with it.

ok

hotd 1 total got 4 chapters. show u all 4 chapters. i can solo sia. wait ahr. show u chapter 1 first...

hahaha. this guy noob sia. the boss weak that time tio his slash. and let him do tango the twist summore. noob shit. but he damn careful. get all the life up. he must have plsy dunno how many times liao. or lose how many times liao.

kk. part 2...

part 3...

and the final chapter. where i solo-ed the boss. wahahahahahaha. i am SOOOOOO pro. the final boss no weak spot der. but mai cousin tell me the weak spot is the cock. SERIOUS. i am not thinking crooked now. so stiop thinking that i am thinking crooked cos you are the one that is thinking crooked cos u wont know if i am thinking crooked if you are not the one thinking crooked in the first place. * takes a deep breath* k final chapter. ( dunno why i tok so much just now. just get to the point lah.) *reprimands myself*

ok this guy obviously do hack de lor. nobody can reload that fast in the game unless that guys keyboard is smashed liek crap already. and nobody can kill the magician within like wat... 2 minutes!? wtf... hacker/scammer. and my brother irritates me again. check my phone the things. without my permission. great. now i must kill him. the guy is a scammer. i say SCAMMER! he is a scammer. my best record on the magician was like only 3 mins ++. how can he beat me?!

*sobs*... ... ...

a scammer thrashes me.

nvm. i win honestly. this guy is a scammer! i win. i win. i win.

hahahahahhahahahahaha.

so there. im gonna kill my brother now so... bye bye. FOR NOW. I WILL BE BACK. TO PLAY HOUSE OF THE DEAD. AGAIN.

I AM FRUSTRATED.

2008-03-28T18:46:00.000-07:00

great. i wanna change my blogskin, but i cant.

why? u might ask. cos im using a BLOODY macbook. AND IT CANT READ THE DAMN CODES!

shit man. im emo ing. nvm. just sing the emo song...

e is for emotional; ruins everybody's day.
m is for miserable people.on n sports day...

i am so un-enthu in sports day...
i am so un-enthu in sports day...
i am so un-enthu in sports day...
i am so un-enthu in sports day...
i am so un-enthu in sports day...
i am so un-enthu in sports day...
i am so un-enthu in sports day...
i am so un-enthu in sports day...
i am so un-enthu in sports day...

ok grammar mistake. but hu cares. nvm
i hate hmwk.
i hate hmwk.
i hate hmwk.

arghhhhhh. can someone tell me wat hmwk we have to HAND IN ON MONDAY? and is there ting xie on monday?
pls. pls pls pls pls pls pls pls. on the tagboard pls or on msn when i am online. tyty all. or u can call me at my HOME NUMBER.

pls dun call my handphone cos i have BOMBARDED the telephone bills so i cant call liao. ok tyty

//continued.//

its dumb.
life is dumb.
suspicious here suspicious there.
dun think then nth happen mah.
wa kao.
simple.
dun wan look den dun look lah. nobody's forcing you anyway = dun wan think den dun think lah. nobody's forcing you anyway.

dumb
dumb
dumb
dumb
DUMB.

solve it simply.

ok. im pissed off now. so there.

omg... i gonna fail acc liao... ahr.....

2008-03-26T07:51:00.000-07:00

omg i dun noe wat to post...

i dun wanna post liao lah...

and im still struggling with mai bloody german project which was hell nid to be done dunno how many weeks ago. ok. i decided. just f*ck acc man. hu cares abt tan say hoe. she's already dead. wahahahahhaaahahahaha. i tell u all. hu wanna fail acc just tell me. u fail, i fail with u. den the whole class can go foyer 'make friends' liao. just go xiaxue's blog. lolllll. sibei funny. i try post mai emo pictures on this post. den u all can take and edit. (ok. i noe wat u are thinking ok. make me look like the late ah meng. i noe i damn shuai, noe nid take mai pic go edit.

i try ahr.

cos i using macbook now.

program different.

so dunno whether can anot.

ok.

here i go.

ok.

cannot.

i gonna emo liao.

oh yeah. show u all these. is sibei funny cans. u sure laugh de.

funny sia. still got more...

wahahahahahaha. always use the green rubber ball.
still got more. dun nid to 'kan jiong'

yay~ got my emo song. so u must watch. dun watch at school kill u. or else gimme your hamachi or battle.net so i can thrash you on dota with anti-mage and spiritbreaker. u can just skip until 03:24 cos my emo song is there~ green ball again to finish him off.

still have alot. slowly watch. its only $19.95 per minute on your nets and internet bills.

funny right. two personal trainers, underscore elite dragon slayer and all those shit. chio kar peng ahr. and the green ball again. "Greetings. My name is Elite Dark Lord_Dragon Slayer_3.14159."

"Hey Friends. My name is Hairy Potter."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

"i was on counterstrike the other day. i saw a guy. he got knifed. he's such a noob! LOL LOL LOL. *hee hee hee hee hee*

"dude, u wanna take some shots with me?" "awww! no!" *slaps him on the shoulder gaily.*

"dude, u should try some of these." "NO!" *slaps him on the hand gaily until the cigarette drops then runs away like a CAG. ( chao ar gua )*

"dude, did you wash your hands?" "NO!" *slaps him on the shoulder again for the second time and it is so gay when he does that.*

"Help me! I'm choking!" "NO!" *slaps him on the shpulder for the third time. GAILY.*
*choking boy falls to the floor.*
*nerd comes back, looks at the camera, bends down, grabs the bag of fries, turns around,looks at the camera, looks around and walks away.*

HANDSHAKES
-The Casual Nerd Handshake
-The Jumping Handshake
-The Spinning Handshake
-The Double Nerd Handshake
-The Triple Nerd Handshake

"Wait where's the third one?" *looks down to his cock* "You're sick!"

lolllll. last part use the gree ball again to whack his ownself...

ok. hope u all enjoyed your stay with the meng. Thank You and Goodbye.

WARNING! SUPER LONG POST! good friday. sibei shiok ahr.

2008-03-21T02:20:00.000-07:00

aaaaahhhhhhhhh... good friday sibei shiok ahr. i tell you my brother is damn irritating now he keep on doing teh ribena with lemon advertisement do the music effect and the throw the coins on the water scene . and the spinning scene which is teh most irritating part. i just wanna throw him into the compartment under mai mothers bed and suffocate him until he nvr irritates and annoys me again. wahahahahahahaha. i noe i am sadistic but wat to do? maha bodhi ppl all sadistic de. see chia wei liang oso sadistic. lim yu jia oso not bad. tomomi laugh until like ghost like that. at night hear liao still tot heard ghost laugh. jeanette oso. buy a dog and whole day keep at home wan to 'sian' the dog to tears (<----- Jeanette cried becos of this and wanted me to edit the post.).but nvm. not my dog anw. it deserves it for being a dog. i just use the chainsaw to mince it away and screw it up and then tear all its fur unti it become the two 'B's...

-Botak.
-Bloody.

wahahahahahahahahahahaha. sadistic. but its cool. so nvm. i think i am gonna die soon. i havent study for acc test yet. den gonna be kenna-ed detention until six by teh even more sadistic than me the tan say hoe which was killed by teh japanese stall stall keeper and den no nid teach acc liao and i save the whole of sec 1 from acc and the evil clutches of tan say hoe. muahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha and i will be the hero of teh school. and all teh chio bu of sec 1 to sec 4 all queue up to kiss me. i can imagine that liao... looks away from the macbook and looks up onto the ceiling. )...

"eh u all ahr take turn take turn dun nid to snatch lah u all will all get to kiss teh great meng shuen lah dun worry. dun worry."

den all of them queue up from teh grand audi until teh back gate wait to kiss me. and got one minute time limit one okay. wahahahahahahahahhahaha. soetimes i think mai imagination is so good. but it will nvr happen. yu jia will only kiss her andrew wont kiss me. so will have one less girl to kiss me liao. aiyah. sad case. should have given u all teh recording lah. stupid lim yu jia ask goh yan jie dun spread. y dun spread?

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orrrrr....... i noe liao. must have some things cannot tell ppl one den they accidentally say out. ok. that makes me wanna spread it even more. hahahahahaha. "lim yu jia. ni de qian tu bei wo zhe ge shuai ge gei hui le!" wahahahahahhahahahaha! okay. break time. later then continue. got a video to let u all watch. its from our school one. special production leh...

lol funny right. they are sibei lucky mr chua and mr soon nvr see. they see ahr. the students gonna dieeeeee. okayy... next one. oso from chung cheng. (ANNA YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM THIS GUY. U CANT EVEN SEE HIS FINGERS GRABBING THE CUBE MAN; HE IS SUPER FAST! WAKAO! 1 MINUTE PLUS LEH! NOT FAST CAI GUAI.)

okay. now we are back from our break. i got mai new glasses. hahahahaha. plastic white frame. super nice cans.

ok. done mai post is done. my irritating brother who i just let out from teh compartment under the bed (which was a huge mistake) wants to use teh computer to watch porn. hahahahahahahaha. jkjk. 10 year old noe how to watch porn meh? not like kwa zhi ying and yuan an lah. whole day watch until liek siao. crazy guys. everyday watch leh. siao-ded. ok. i stopping here now. really. ok. bye.

wahahahahahahahahahahas. im back baby.

2008-03-08T21:15:00.000-08:00

uh-huh. uh-huh. i'm back baby.

L SUCKS MAN WATEVA U ALL SAY. L SUCKS HARDCORE. WAHAHHAHAHAHAS. 10,000 BC BETTER THAN L LAH. DAMN FUNNY CAN; 'YOU ARE THE ONE WHO TALKS TO THE SPEARTOOTH'. JI LAH! CHIO KAH PENG AHR! I WAS LIKE WTF-ING THE WHOLE WAY THRU. DAMN NICE LAH. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED BY TH' PAIKIAA.

AND TH' MALE HERO'S NAME WAS LIKE... WAIT AHR. I RECALL LITTLE BIT. DARLAY OR SMTH LIKE THAT. VERY NICE. AND THE OLD WOMAN IS MAD. YES. MAD. GILA. SIAO KAO. REALLY. OUT OF NOWHERE, DUN WAN TO EAT LIAO, DEN NOSEBLEED. LOLS. AND THERE IS A CHAO AHR KUA IN TH MOVIE, BUAY SONG THEN GO CATCH SLAVES, NAILS LONG LONG DE, COVER FACE LIKE A PRINCESS, SUMMORE DAY HE IS GOD. HE GOD, I AM CREATOR OF THE WORLD LIAO LAH.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE CREATOR OF THE WORLD!

WAIT. PAISEI. INDULGING IN MAI CHILDHOOD FANTASIES.

IN THE END, CHAO AHR KUA KENNA SPEARED DOWN BY DARLAY. "HE IS NOT A GOD!" DEN EVERYONE WITH THE WOLLY MAMMOTH CHIONG AHR, KILL THE PRIESTS AND BURN THE PYRAMID. SONG BO.

NVM. NEXT TIME DEN CONTINUE.

BYE~ DUN MISS ME.

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I AM THE CREATOR OF TEH WORLD! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AND L CANNOT CHANGE THE WORLD! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS.

*L CREEPS UP FROM BEHIND AND STABS ME. I DROP DEAD TO THE FLOOR. AND YET I AM STILL TYPING. L TAKES OVER THE COMPUTER.*

L: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I CAN CHANGE THE WORLD. AND BE EMO AT THE SAME TIME. AND I AM USELESS COS I ONLY USE 2 OF MY FINGERS WHEN I HAVE FIVE FINGERS. TO GRAB ANYHTING. AND USE TWO FINGERS TO PLAY BASKETBALL AND SHOOT THREE POINTER. AND BITE MY NAILS. COS MY MOM DIDN'T TEACH ME NOT TO BITE MY NAILS.

OK. THIS IS LAME. AND I AM LATE. SO SAYONARA.

HERE.

BYE.

dam it com tio virus, now so pathetic muz use outside der com

2008-03-01T21:12:00.000-08:00

argghhhhhhhhhhh.

its been more than 2 weeks.

no maple.

cant even download audi now.
(sorry jun cant hor. will download asap. i think mai config card, sound card, graphic card and processor all 'bao' liao.)

cant even blog.

and ppl think mai blog is freaking dead.

arghhhhhhhhhhhh.

eff man. dota craze coming back.

i wan sand king. i wan silencer. (silence the whole damn map until whole map cant cast spell.) arghhhhhhhhh. and i wan to use mai anti mage. suck his freaking mana until dry like shit den mana void his eff out.

DAMN IT LAH DINGYI. SAY ME IDIOT. SAY NICK GOT PACKS ONE. WTF. LAME SHYT.
OH GAWD I THINK I LOST MAI ABILITY TO BLOG CRAP AND STUFF LER.

SO IM GONNA STOP HERE. COS GOT ALOT OF PPL CREEPING BEHIND ME AND CREEPING BESIDE ME TRY TO DISIAO ME. AND GOT TEACHER LOOKING AT ME FROM A DISTANCE. (IM AT BRITISH COUNCIL NOW.)

OK.

BYE NOOBIES.

I AM NOT DESPO FOR A LOSER LIKE YOU.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS.

BYE.

HEY. BYE.

STOP LOOKING.

STOP LOOKING.

ARGHHHHH!!!

*GETS OFF SEAT, SMASHES KEYBOARD. GRABS MALFUNCTIONED KEYBOARD, AND SLAMS IT ONTO THE SCREEN.*

FARK OFF NOW.

BYE ~~~~~~

yayness~ finally chinese new year docorations done liao XD XD

2008-02-01T04:10:00.000-08:00

yayness~

i am so happy cans. i am damn proud of mai class, mai classmates lah. finally. our chinese new year decorations are done. in one day. mai god.

today we all stay back. (except for the damn bloody slackers hu whole day only noe how to go home go home, cca have'nt start den go there prepare 1 hour before that kind.) we were like doing all the ang pow decorative material such as the paper lanterns(small one), paper lanterns(big one), fishes(done by xiaoen, ernest got do some, anna, and etc, etc.), the red packet paper chains, (got short ones, and got some damn damn damn damn bloody long ones.), and threading the fishes, lanterns of both sizes and threading the chains of both lengths. damn enjoy sia, geog lesson hurry hurry explain finish then the sibei good geog teacher let us do our own things, den alot of ppl climb up climb down, do decorations. once after school we hurry 'kai gong' ler, scared no time. but wtf. so damn fast sia, around like 1 hour make our class room look like jungle liao, other class ppl walk past oso scared until, i still scared the old old teachers later walk past kenna heart attack. the aang pow chain is damn long and damn nice canns, but damn fragile
lah, stretch little bit can say bye-bye ler.

damn funny/shiok part must enlarge: kenny kwa zhiying u noe wat he do? he took out a dunno wat cable from his bag, open the projector controls from the teachers table, plug one end of the cable into the socket, other end to his phone and set to max volume, blast songs-- my humps remix, the sweet escape, maplesea shanghai music, and many more.

all decorations done by : xinyun, xiao en, jeanette, kenny kwa zhiying, xiiao habils xinghao, tongkat ali, raehsiang, elysia, anna, ernest, engxuan, bryan, vanessa, yen ping, me, yuan an and kaline and many many more. ( paisei if i nvr mention anyone's name. u all just comment in the tagboard if i nvr write your name and i will edit my post with IMMEDIATE effect. cos i love you all so much. really. and i am proud to say that I AM PROUD OF MY CLASSMATES AND I LOVE MY CLASSMATES, TEACHERS, AND ALL MY 'BRUDDERS AND SISTERS'.

I AM PROUD OF YOU ALL. wo0ts!

2008-01-28T05:20:00.000-08:00

hihis all... finally the paikiaa's blogging business is back after long long period of time and all thos IRRITATING ppl on lao zi's tag board spam like fuck, spam like no nid money all ppl snatch spam like dat. =__='' okok... i shall make it damn fucking big now. so see ahr all those blind ppl like raehsiang lah, xinghao habils lah, maybe aldon lah, and most of all JAMIE okayys. i shall make it nice sias... *sniggers*

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I AM FUCKING POSTING NOW OKAYY SO ARE YOU HAPPY?

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ok, im back from emo-ing liao. erm... wat was i tokking abt? ok. i was crapping again. shit. "MENGSHUEN, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP CRAPPING AND TOKKING TO YOURSELF? STOP CRAPPING AND BLOG MAN!" ok. i have some things to tokk abt today that makes me damn pissed off i tell u. this is a warning okayy all those un-emo kias pls enter at your own risk only okay.

ok first part...
scenario: lim pei dun wan tell u lehs...
date: erm... let me think... ok i noe liao it was on friday, 25th january 2008

ok here goes. i was like haf to stay back for mai wat i and e project right then all the ppl only noe how to run here run there then slack slack slack go home woooohooooo. dats all for them. but u noe wat we the real pros do? we do the poster. yea. the POSTER. but before that, 1 pimple pop named andrew come and piss lim pei off. u noe wat he say to lim pei? he say maha bodhi sucks. i hear liao damn pissed off cans? i had so many happy memories there u noe (but most of them is the memories of kenna scolded cos nvr bring books and stuff.), and one day a pimple pop who was NOT minding his own business came and interfere say lim pei primary school sucks. wtf. i was damn pissed lah of course. den i stripped the newspaper crap shit of the stick and start chasing him lah. den after i chase him for a while, i tired, forget abt it. then later, he come back. he go tell yanling say mai primary skool sucks. then yanling say lor. then i whack lor. then she buayy song then kick mai uni. wtf cans? mai uni ownself wash one lehs. fucking crap-cum-bitch. den i damn pissed. after andrew see we fight, he ran. i oso nvr whack him he run. hum ji lah he. den i damn angry den i grabbed his bag. wan trow inside the lake liao den anna coem stop me den andrew came back . thn continue to whack. but this time is HARDCORE one. pain one. shiok one. 'huut lou keh si bei song' one. nice story. abrupt ending.

next part that really pisses me of with attitude but very short story one.
date: today, monday, 28 january 2008

i fart liao ahr...

ok. i was liek eat finish the jap food liao right then mai mouth damn dry. nid go to buy drinks then moist mouth mah. i go buy ice kachang. i cut the queue. got one attitude kia lehs, he say," eh. go to the back."

narbeii. lim pei oso nvr cut your queue. u oso order liao mah. den i say," eh jibai kia. dun wan lehs. wat can u do?"

then he give me attitude say later ask auntie dun serve me. i damn pissed liao dat time. i tell u. he asked me go back there i already gonna erupt mai fuck out liao den now give me attitude. he nvr die before issit? den i heckcare-ed. i tel auntie. " auntie 1 ice kachang." the auntie oso heng heng heckcared oso then take mai $ gimme ice kachang then i siam liao. before i siam i still go give the jibia kia one nice 'what-can-u-do ' kind of look. he alomost gonna burst liao. the more he gonna burst, the more happy i am. make me emo, this is wat u get. fucker, nvr die before.

p.s: i feel i am losing mai natural ability to blog liao. shit. crap. bitch. narbei. mai hands... mai hands! watevv. but i tell u ahr all those ppl hu 'fan' me wan me blog one. i tell u all ...

mai next approximate post will be around ... february start there if not wil be february middle or february end liao. wun exceed february one. mai fans. i promise you. i love you all. thank you!

mai dayys @ skool totally suckkked sehh.

2008-01-08T03:46:00.000-08:00

yoyo da paikiaas in da house y'all, gimme a Y-O YO!

kk cut da crap today mr paikiaa gonna tokk abt mai days in COOL -DA-SKOOL-DA- *zip* cut da crap man. fine dis is LAme man tokking to maiself in da com. kk mai days in skool suck cock man. den still got on9 de timetable kanasai, chairperson (which is like monitor or monitress) oso kanasai, everything KANASAI. the chung cheng high arrangement oso damn stoopid-ed, add sec2 recess into sec1 recess den haf to queue like siao, summore got friggin' sec 2 ah beng arses cut da queue nid lim pei scold den can live if not will DIE.

but heng sia still got some maha bodhi ppl, pei me if not i realli die of BOREDOM. got jeanette, tomomi, ke yun, yujia, aldon, wei liang, wayne etc. I wan play maple BADLY!!! arrrghhh! wat to do? addicted can do nth mah. hor? u all say correct anot?

THE PRINCIPAL, VICE-PRINCIPAL AND DISCIPLINE MASTER DAMN STRICT MAN!!!

c'mon man, i give u all mai angpow money, u take a knife and plunge it into me. just kill me man...

wateva.

P.S : any sec2 ah bengs from NPCC and NCC reading dis? I FRIGGIN' HATE ALL DA MTHR EFFING SEC2 ah bengs and ah lians hu cut queue lah. JIBAI man. so far only lim pei can cut queue one wat. where got some bloody 'effing sec2 beng kiaa cut in and buy Japanese food before lim pei can buy? WATEVA U ALL SAY MAN. I DUN GIVE A FUCK OF WHAT U THINK; I AM UNREASONABLE> YEP YEPS. I AM UNREASONABLE.

wateva. i dun give a fuck of wat u think.

damn, damn, damn, new post larhhs...

2008-01-02T23:52:00.004-08:00

paiseii all but da paikiaa is in da old old house yea. paiseii all nvr update so long liao but i went overseas lah and summore nid to register wat sec school or smth like dat and summore nid register third language which is like, GERMAN?

ok, lets cut da crap and get to da real rawkkkkking part(s).
#1: i added new songs so dun nid to listen to mai weird taste of music lers...
#2: i add new video from Youtube which is like, theme song from The Melody of Oblivion, and u all would noe if u all watched it (those hu watch den congrats u all have graduated from the MengShuen's School of Perverted Actions and Behaviour. *clap* *clap* *clap*.). and paisei hors cos the vid cant be seen properly cos the area not big enuff... heh heh hehs...

kk, i signing off liao. have to let mai IDIOT IDIOT brother use liao. go and complain say i put bad words on his blog. dun wan me put den dun put tagboard lah DUMB-ARSE. den if u dun like me put vulgarities den delete lah. NOOB JIU SHI NOOB. dun even noe how to delete.

P.S : 4 ALL THOSE PPL HU SAY I NVR UPDATE, JUST SO U NOE, F.Y.I, I UPDATE LIAO OK? KANASAI. SAY UNTIL LIKE LIFE AND DEATH MATTER... NVR POST WILL DIE ISSIT? WATEVA. GOING OFF LIAO. BYE ALL DA PAIKIAA FANS. *BLOWS KISSES* THANK YOU,THANK YOU.

2008-01-02T23:52:00.003-08:00

2008-01-02T23:52:00.001-08:00

cute + funny

2007-11-28T00:45:00.001-08:00

yo ppl! u gotta check out da load of this cute chipmunk songs. totally

discount for myself to corrupt leighton's blog...

2007-11-23T00:48:00.001-08:00

heh hehs! da paikiaa is in da house!

as you know i've changed my blogskin lers and unless you're blind like Mr Lee Chang Jin, you can tell that right? Ya. i've decided that since im not like an everyday blog-poster or smth like dat, i'll give myself a discount and Leighton a reward: i'm gonna corrupt his blog once i hit the 20th post! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Leighton, you'd better beware!

*evil laffs again*

Now let me tell the whole wide world what my PSLE result was... @%$ ( u all try decoding what the signs are by typing the symbols out without pressing the shift button.) ! But my parents still buayy song. den i sadi to them, " wwateva lah. i already so good ler... u all dun like den wat can i do?

wateva.

Don't cry because it ended, but smile because it happened.

2007-11-16T15:39:00.000-08:00

*sobs*

aiyah, yesteday was my graduation party den all the P6s at school gathered except for the P3, P4, P5. den when the Fa Shi give the graduation speech dat time hor, some of da 6D girls started to cry about them going to leave their best friends soon.

i still point at them and laff at them, " cry for what?! anyway still have to leave the school one day what!"

but ahr... when i sang the graduation songs ahr, dunno y my nose like feel like wrinkled up den tears started to fall from my eyes.

... ... ... ...

AIYAH! U ALL DUN LAUGH AT MII LIAO LAH! I VERY REGRET CANS? I OSO CRY LAH SO EVEN OKAYS?!

but ill miss da days when ms ng scolded me in primary1 and dragged mii to mrs han's room for caning, and miss the days in P2 shooting rubber bands at a dumb poster of a monkey ( i noe its lame, but dat time onli P2 kayys! ) when miss lim wasn't in class... in P3 doing alot of stuupidd starff but made loads of new fwens, den throwing pebbles at the girls in P4, being kicked out from the class by mr preston tan for not doing hmwk in P5 and playing Risk in class with Nicholas and Siang Hwee during the end of P6... ill miss those days...

but still, life goes on. why not forget your troubles and face life strongly in the future?

wateva.

nICe sonG :mUST lIStenN

2007-11-15T22:03:00.001-08:00

hey hey ppl... im gonna add this song to maii blog but not really pro lah... just a nice song bai My Chemical Romance.

P.S: this is then called emo. listen to MCR's songs den i tell u confirm become emo...

horrid sixth post: mai birthday + other crap

2007-11-08T23:26:00.000-08:00

wahahahahahaha! so happy lorx! mai b'dae todaee u noe! im like so farking happy with all da prezzies im gonna get lorx...

1) PSP (Playstation Portable) - from mai uncle
2)T-shirt - from mai aunt
3)Nintendo DS - from mai father
4)DS game - from mai mother
+ many many more... still dunno wat mai other 2 aunts are gonna give mii...

mai dad was like so obviously tokking to me on te phone den suddenly ask me, " ooi, wat colour you like if you got a nintendo DS ahr?"

i was like thinking: wa biang! i damn super lucky lor mai dad gonna buy for me nintendo ds u noe! wa biang eh! shiok ahr!

its not like i imagine things and what lah but why would a person like suddenly come and ask you on the phone what colour you would like for a nintendo DS right?

...

...

...

ok! i still gort many things to tok abt. u noe the newest game from nintendo? its the nintendo wii console and has many functions such as an infrared remote control which the televion can sense througha sensor pad on the television screen. i played many games and da one dat i enjoyed most was... ... ... ... ... Resident Evil 4.

the rating for the game was M18 and i still play one lah ( like i give a damn) and the comments were that many ppl quit halfway through cos the game was like too scary cos you have to kill your way through a massive heap of zombies and save the presidents daughter, Ashley Brooks ( and she's equipped with ballistics - huge boobs) and do many upgrades through the way like firing speed and blah, blah, blah like dat. At the starting i found it muthafarking scary lor cos all the creepy sounds all come out at full blast even if you turn down the volume. But if you play very long and play at night often, like around for 1 night only, the next day u will like addicted one lor! very fun and then will not be scary le.

ok! Have to go and prepare for mai birthday liao. so long people, and dun miss mii + rmb to wait for mai next blog, kay?!

royal 6th post... countdown to invasion of leighton's blog : 94 more posts! wahahahahahahaha!

2007-11-02T18:05:00.000-07:00

hi ppl! the paikiaa is in da house!

well, i got nth to do @ home so i'd better countdown the days to me invading leighton's blog! wahahahahaha~

hey 4 got to tell u all! mai b'dae is coming and its on the 9th of november! mai mom told mii she's gonna buy for moi mai very own nintendo ds! finally after waiting for one whole year! i love you mama! WOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!

wateva.

4th blogpost: how i lost maii day long awaited dae!!!

2007-10-25T03:32:00.000-07:00

hey ppl! im back! havent blogged for a long, long time liao, harh?

anyway, im gonna tok abt how i forgot abt the party at wild wild wet with Jeanette, Jingxi and Jinglin.

it was on the 2oth of october on that sloozy morning and me and maii bro were shook awake by mai mom to go on her company trip. i was like so sleepy and told her dat i didnt feel like going. but she dragged us along anyway.

we got to her office asap and was greeted by her warm and friendly colleagues. the coach was there to bring us to malaysia, where we were supposed to stay in a 'kelong'. dunnoe wat it was but i went with maii bro anyway. it was actually a fishing dock or something like dat and had lots of ppl staying in da same kelong as us lorxx. one of maii mom's colleaguescalled andrew taught mii how to fish for da first time. it was like so enjoyable that i totally forgot that we were supposed to leave that night!

when maii mom called mii to pack up our stuff to go home, i was like so engrossed in mai fishing and pleaded with her to stay for the night in the kelong with the others, and she agreed. i totally forgot about the party the next day!!!

i slept soundly until da next day and woke up peacefully. mai mom dragged mii along to the beach the next day and i was there like digging potholes EVERYWHERE in the sand. i was like digging mai 7th pothole when i asked mai brother," hey, wat date is today?"

then he replied to mii,"21st of october wat. why leh?"

i was like shocked and maii mouth agape. i ran to maii mom and said that i wanted to swim back to singapore to get back in time for the party. i was like so sad u noe... but! I HAD A GREAT TIME FISHING! HEH HEHs...

when i went back to skool da next day, i found out dat they all tio sunburn!!! hahahahha i was like hahaha and pointing to them shouting," hahaha!!! tio sunburn! tio sunburn!" i think its a blessing in disguise. but i still want to go!!! waaAAAaa!!!

Dark 3rd post: wah lao! damn sian @ home u noe?!

2007-10-18T17:39:00.000-07:00

wah!

i damn sian u noe. every dae at home not blog den is go check mail, check games, play games. wah, i lead a boring life lah.

sad man. can't really like play games with the door open cos mai bro's having his exams an' mai mom dun wanna me go and distract him. btw, mai com tio virus u noe!? i got one of mai games ahr, go until 9th lvl, one more lvl, which is the 10th lvl den i complete da whole game u noe! den suddenly dunno wat happen, got trojan horse attack mai com den mai whole com wipe out!!! wa lao i was at dat time like gonna whack mai chest like a gorilla if i was one u noe?!

and i was like scolding, "wa f**k man! jib** eh all mai files delete liao, means must restart game lah?"

mai dad was like, " huh? your files deleted meh? i tot wun like dat one?

wah sad man. luckily can repair if not ahr, the whole com must throw away liao lorr... so that ish wat the chinese say, "a big fortune in a misfortune." or something like dat lah.

i damn lucky sia!

wateva.

new friend made

2007-10-18T03:53:00.000-07:00

hey peeps!

recently the paikiaa juz made a new fwen u noe! her name is tania and she's from gongshang primary. she's currently in canada and i m looking 4ward to meeting her. i had fun chatting with her through msn and i found out that she's not as horrible as leighton said she was. she 's actually quite pleasant to tokk with.

too bad for leighton but im gonna corrupt his blog once im done woth my 100th post on moi's blog. den his blog will be full of porn and bikini babes! mwahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!

wateva.

new skin

2007-10-18T00:17:00.000-07:00

hey ppl! your fave paikiaa is in da house!

firstly, i would like to take this oppurtunity to thank ms vanessa goh in the assistance of paikiaa in the creation of the click five themed blogskin. thank you ms goh.

however, after much cosideration, i have decide to change my blogskin to the deathnote theme which i think is very interesting when you enter my blog and can only enter when you click on the 'enter' feature. the feature of the navigation being at the corners was also very entertaining to me. i will also take this chance to change it due to my respect to the naizegon clan whose blogpage is at: http://naizegon.blogspot.com

wateva.

181007

2007-10-17T18:06:00.001-07:00

my blog<3.